Ahh, yeah. It’s this guy.

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hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe and i just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, i weawwy wanted to teww you that)) it's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometimes its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot fo scawy moments, but dont wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you ;) sowwy that wasnt fwiwting i sweaw im just twying to be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? weawwy sowwy im weawwy shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nice and fun xxx

girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets

hey, what you doing?
where you at??
oh… you got plans?
… … … Don’t say that.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONGUS I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT my friends on Tik Tok send me memes on Discord it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes I was in a server, right, and AAALLL of the channels were just Among Us stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and went "Hey babe, when the underwear sus" HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING breathes DINGDINGDING. I looked at a trashcan and went "that's a bit sussie" I look at my penis I think of the astronaut's helmet and I go "penis more like pen-SUS" breathes AAAAAAAHHHHHH