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Go do what you want to!
Go be who'll you be!
Be free to be other!
Be free to free!
Be him or be her
with good grace and good luck!
As long as you're happy,
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥.










I didn't write that.
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JamboJuice Feb 18, 2018 @ 12:51pm 
Overwatch is a game of such divine quality that no game will ever surpass it. Blizzard Entertainment are simply unmatched when it comes to their sublime game design. Every map contains choke points specially designed to ensure players won't get lost. The heroes are all original each possessing unique attributes and backstories that you won't find in any other video game character. My personal favourite is Reaper who's lovable persona makes him really easy to empathise with. Torbjorn is a close second as you can see how his hatred of omnics really define his actions and creates a compelling narrative for his character. He is also one of the hardest heroes to master because his abilities revolve around building a turret and spectating the game. And let's not forget Doomfist whose inability to play in martial arts competitions tragically drove him to become the Scourge of Numbani.
Mr. Corn Pop Cum Nugs Feb 17, 2018 @ 1:32pm 
Overwatch takes many years to truly master as there are so many advanced strategies and game mechanics that new players must first get to grips with. One of the most difficult of all these abilities is called an Ultimate, where one must press Q to unleash destruction on their foes. The haters may say that it takes no skill but if they stopped to think about it for a moment they would realise that the position of Q on the keyboard is well beyond the reach of the amateur player. Many haters say that they have played Overwatch but most of them haven't even played to skill level 500 thereby invalidating their opinion. It would take years for me to praise Overwatch sufficiently but I hope that these words will make the haters rethink their choice of game in the future.
Mr. Corn Pop Cum Nugs Feb 17, 2018 @ 1:32pm 
Overwatch is a game of such divine quality that no game will ever surpass it. Blizzard Entertainment are simply unmatched when it comes to their sublime game design. Every map contains choke points specially designed to ensure players won't get lost. The heroes are all original each possessing unique attributes and backstories that you won't find in any other video game character. My personal favourite is Reaper who's lovable persona makes him really easy to empathise with. Torbjorn is a close second as you can see how his hatred of omnics really define his actions and creates a compelling narrative for his character. He is also one of the hardest heroes to master because his abilities revolve around building a turret and spectating the game. And let's not forget Doomfist whose inability to play in martial arts competitions tragically drove him to become the Scourge of Numbani.
JamboJuice Feb 15, 2018 @ 12:44pm 
Oh my god I cannot stop typing on this new mechanical keyboard I just bought. Its such a great keyboard since it has legitimate Cherry MX key switches. Other mechanical keyboards use Kailh or Gaetron but there is only one type and that is Cherry MX. I have cherry mx blue switches which are really clicky and perfect for writing my new novel I have been working on. These Cherry switches also can be Brown, Red, Black, Clear, and Green. Brown is clicky but not audible, Red is a straight switch with no click. Blacks are the same as Reds just have more force to be pushed down. Clears are the same with force but are like Browns and Greens are the same as Blues with a harder press force. These are the best and again I just love typing cause it feels like my fingers have gone to heaven! Anyways, I just wanted to share the love of mechanical keyboards with you all so thanks for listening!