Recent reviews by Nern Guan, Master Orator

It's a small game that is pretty straight forward in what you need to do. There wasn't a tutorial from what I could tell, you just use the arrow keys to navigate , with the up arrow being your brakes. Red balloons grant invisibility to tank everything, green balloons grant speed, and black balloons slow you down. You'll quickly realize the turd is in fact a rock ( or perhaps it's a turd) that will crush your chances of getting a record.

it's a fun little game. I may visit it once in a while to try again at setting a record. I could imagine the potential for this to expand but I don't know what the dev has in mind.

What a spicy meatball this is! Fast paced, banger tunes, a vast array of achievements to hunt, Mort the Chicken, and just so much love put into every bit. Just so much art work put into the backgrounds.

I wish I could take the times where I played the demos in the past and watched streamers play this in the past when it was just in development, so I can experience it for a first time.

despite the memes, this isn't a bad game.

" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"



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I wasn't really trained, so I let everyone in. Stuff happened.

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In terms of the orchestra played throughout, I find it to be a magnum opus. This is a wonderful music piece composed by Masayoshi Soken, Nobuo Uematsu, Naoshi Mitzuta, and of course Tsuyoshi Sekito. I find this to be an appealing track to me , I mean with the intro video and the title screen music, as well as the hub music.

I haven't played the game yet though. I've had it for a little bit.

I paid $30 to play music

Feces meta is real officially

My friend is dumb. he won't play because there isn't enough of a variety. I get that to an extent, but he's just dumb.

I like it, I do wish the controls were not so stiff. I also wish you can have a save game option. Otherwise it's fun.