Religious devotee, Voulenter worker, altruistic.
Cod player

EDUCATION

Certified professional with demonstrated experience in "Telemarketing and Sales"
Currently Studying the dark arts of minimum Attention, anger managment and Gambling Loss Management Strategies
Graduate Studies in Apology Avoidance & Blame Reversal (Victim Blaming, Victimhood etc)
Advanced Degree in "i only do what i want or what it benefts me" studies
Specialization in Blocking elevators full of people and discretely farting
B.A. in Psychopathy with a Minor in Multiple Personalities & Emotional Sabotage
Phd in Emotional Manipultation (Guilt Tripping, Gaslighting and Strategic Memory Loss Tecniques)
Certified expert in Social Interactions (bullying/cyberbullying, blackmail, stalking etc.)

EXPERIENCE AND ACHIEVEMENT

Expert in redefining perception mid-conversation. (most of the time people experience life crisis)
Spreading Hate and negativity internationally 25/7 (overworking, bc i love my job& I'm a workaholic)
Number 1 for Prayer your Downfall - 2018/2019 and 2024/2025 (Me and God, were the cause)
Number 2 Finalist in Overthinking irrelevant things 2019 (Lost all of my hair, n.1 k##l### himself)
Ragebaiter of the Year - 2018 - 2023 - 2024 #PettyAndReady
Best scam caller for elderly people of the decade 2014-2024 #Lies&Disgrace
Hired at EvilPeople inc to spread malicious content (disinformation, misinformation, threats etc.)
[Redacted for the violation of the Art. 19 of the UDHR and Art.20 of the ICCPR]
[Redacted for the violation of the Art.7(1 )(b) and Art. 8 of the Rome Statute of the ICC]
Best Gaslighter of the Year - 2016 #WeCreateDelusions (Downplayed people into AIDS and Ebola)
Undisputed and Undefeated Champion in Boxe 2019- - Elderly, Homeless and Children Division
Priest favorite kid - 2007-2014
Early Lifetime Achievement, mainly for activism in N.A.P. (National Association of Procrastinators) - [Early bc they know i am s#####l]
E.P. Award of 2023 and 2024 for Proper Use of the Sentences ("Can you prove it in court?" That never happened." " Nobody would ever believe you." If that’s how you feel, I guess there’s nothing I can do.. even though it’s wrong.”)
Currently "employed" in DoubiousCorp. (in "" bc i don't get paid, i do it for the love of it)
Previously worked at QuestionableGoods Inc. , DefinitelyNotEvil LLC, The Gray Area Group.
Key member for the strategic plan to accelerate the effects of climate change #WeLovePollution
Probably going to die by an aneurism if somebody asks me to do basic stuff or by self game over
if i couldn't pull some girl in the next 2 years (at this point I'd even settle for a toy girl with a voice system, bc i would love me some fake compliments and infinite yapping [pre-recorded by me])
"Yo this is guy is the best, he is awesome, handsome and funny" - That's a quote to me from nobody in my life. No one ever said that to me, not even one of those things. (People can't appreciate me)

HOBBIES & INTERESTS

Learning to Swim by taking lessons in a shark tank
Visit an hospital, bring&plug a fake medical macchinery, then unplugging it when somebody watches you
Unplugging random real hospital equipment for fun (yes ...)
Unrelated but i wrote fake stuff the start/end to appear like an egocentric/selfish biography, like i would really care or read a miles long biography, you will never be that special to care.
Skydiving without a parachute or when in group attach to someone mid flight
Walk down the street, stop someone saying "did you heard it?" then fart and saying "Eww, gross" while holding my butt and jump&run away
Russian roulette by myself with a fully loaded revolver
Scubadiving, following and grabbing strangers feet.
Stare competition with the sun or myself in the mirror
Volunteering as a mosquito feeder, i give multiple unknown diseases for free
"Working" in multiple places (Doctor in Hospitals, Dentist, Air pilot, Teacher, etc)
Placing others people's objects slightly far from where they left them
Following someone and eavesdrop on everything they say and then intrude on their conversation/life and pretend to be long-time friends (using their info... maybe by researching them on social media)
Pickpocketing strangers then return the objects, then pickpocketing them again (max loop: 9 times)
Asking strangers to carry an heavy bag for miles then stealthily go away (the bag is full of stones and stolen goods)
Waiting and acting normal in confined puclic places (elevator, waiting room etc) than out of the blue, playing Heavy-Hardcore rap/trap on the loudest and broken speakers (Hard in the paint/ Slob on my knob while loudly farting in the silence pauses).
Do "stealht home invasion" in blind peple's home (loud sounds, misplacing stuff, make 'em fall etc)
Put vague threats or compliments at random in strangers post boxes
Do the classic"kamikaze mechanical bull" (Covering myself in excrements, then hugging as much time as possible a stranger)

These are only a few of my many hobbies. If someone has the same interest, don't hesitate to send me a friend request; i will gladly ignore it and act superior about it.
I'll usually play by myself and sometimes if i don't take the "meds", i'll play with my other friends. Wanna Join?

Profile Name: Markovz/Acatalessia/HOL_Forglems
Nationality: Italian
Favourite Games: DMC3, Bully, MX Unleashed, Army of Two, LOTR: The Conquest, FNV, TLOF, Life is Strange, BO2 (over MW2).