Creamy Spirit 最近的評論

This really isn't a game, but a anonymous random message board filled with the most genuine and kind people..
Thanks to all the people who took the time to read my troubles and give feedback and advice.

much love.

For the king is like a board game thats also a video game. Now I'm not saying that the game takes like 9hours per run, but thats exactly what im saying, you can start a run at 9pm and by 4am you realise you've only gone through half way. It also give my small tiny ape brain a big dopamine rush when you hit that all perfect 50% chance to hit move. However, my counsellor has told me gambling is for losers and my son on his myspace has commented that he is correct. I respect my son, please check out his IMDB, he has made multiple appearances in commercials, you can identify him by his minecraft square head. Anyways, as I was saying, the game is like 70% waiting your turn cause your friend says let me check out this market then 5 minutes later says, nvm nothing is good here. But I keep coming back because I have self hate issues. Anyways I dunno man, just buy it if you want it. I dont care. Who even reads steam reviews. Man. I kinda wish time would stop so I can just die peacefully.

I read my old reviews after my friend said I was cringe and stupid, I am still cringe and stupid but this time with friends who are debatably worse, anyways dont buy jack box games unless they are on sale, by they i mean alcohol, jack box games are best with alcohol, please do drink responsibly, and by responsibly I mean do not reach for those keys jackass. Anyways alcoholics dont run in my family they drive, wait no I mean they order an uber, wait no uber is a bad company, do not order ubers, how about you just walk on home, this message is not approved by me, if you ever quote me please do not. help. I lost my schizophrenia medication, if you know where they are please contact my son Tim on his myspace profile, he is very talented and I think walt disney himself could use his excellent maya sculpting skills, please do not ask me who maya is, i do not know, but they sound very reputable and scultable? I do not know how my son Tim sculpts maya, I wonder if she is a fleshbender. Anyways, please contact my son Tim on his linkden, wait my son has a linkden? wait I have a son? Oh no...

This reminds me of the time I tried to play chess in Gmod, unsuccessful but very funny as I got to spawn in dated memes while my friend tried to set up MTG draft for 20 minutes.

This game is incredibly sexual, I have never been group T bagged so hard in my life. Anyways, I'm not very good at this game and will now continue to sulk in a corner.

My German ass friend really didn't like the part where they screamed out in pain, he also said I shot his grandad, I am not very sorry unfortunately, but I will send him a postcard of the screenshot where it zoomed in on his grandad's half fractured skull. Get well soon pops! xoxo, it was a misclick I swear, so was the follow up.

Everyone said I needed to download the Yet another X mods, now my mechs dry hump each other, I think I have downloaded the wrong mod, this is alright though.

This game f***** my wife and set her on fire while I was in a comatosed state, and my b**** ass dog just watched, please ignore his neighing he is bilingual.

Shooting good, high skill and high reward imo.
But the game has near non-existent matchmaking in casual so very unforgiving to new players.

Valheim + league of legends + open world.
Buy on sale.