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5.2 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
It's a good game, but I can't recommend buying it. Why? Because I had to crack it despite LEGALLY BUYING IT on Steam. The game refused to start, after getting past the brand logos, only to tell me I don't have a valid Xbox account-- without ever giving me the option to log in. DRM that forces honest customers to crack their legally bought game is INSANE.
Posted July 17, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
It's extremely short but quite funny. Worth it for a good laugh.
Posted August 12, 2021.
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8 people found this review helpful
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1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The game plays excruciatingly slowly. From mining to shooting viruses to simply moving down a blood vessel, everything in the game takes forever to accomplish.
Posted April 14, 2021. Last edited April 14, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
50.6 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very good game. It's something like The Sims + Colony Sim with a medieval German aesthetic. There are a few gripes I have, but all of them are minor and I suspect will be fixed with further development. The core game mechanics are solid and very well thought out. Easily one of the best Colony Sims out there.
Posted October 17, 2020.
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7.4 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Very good classic arena shooter at a bargain price. Mindless nostalgic fun.
Posted April 3, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
17.9 hrs on record
Pay2Win crap
Posted October 13, 2019.
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1.9 hrs on record
It's an fun 3D playground. Controls could use a bit of work, and the character models are HIDEOUS. But it's overall pretty good. Obviously it's lacking polish since it's a beta, presumably the release game with add some.
Posted October 2, 2019.
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3 people found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
I bought this game when I was stoned. For a no-budget one-man-army game it looks nice but is incredibly repetitive and the mechanics are rather boring.
Posted September 25, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.8 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
The Good:
- Exploration is the biggest strength this game has. It's a lot of fun finding treasures, and with little challenges to open the boxes is neat.
- The presumably voxel-based 'virtual clay' implementation for terrain/deformation works great.
- The industrial progression is well balanced and creates incentives to explore and travel to the different planets.

The Bad:
- Has significant FPS issues which can directly lead to your death by falling off high ledges.
- I've had it eat up all the memory on my computer and require a hard reset THREE TIMES.
- Seems to be pretty sparse on content.
- Objects have no description in the Research Panel. Apart from the name, it's a crapshoot for what it even does. You can just look them up online on the wiki, but it really ought to be there in game.
- The fact that spaceflight is entirely automated was disappointing. I wasn't expecting KSP levels of space-autism but the fact that it's effectively a fancy planet selection menu was a real let-down. Some basic mechanics for fooling around piloting a shuttle, especially in multiplayer, was an opportunity sadly wasted.
Posted September 24, 2019. Last edited September 26, 2019.
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11 people found this review helpful
119.1 hrs on record
dead game
Posted September 12, 2017.
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