What if I'm already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go ♥♥♥♥ myself". I may be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. I may as well not be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.

+rep grewat friend

great friend :3

This person is a person

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