(unless you have a strange Disco Beat Down Crone's Dome and a few keys i not trading my strange Scorching Flames Tundra Top)
"they say Idle hands are the Devil's playthings. But there is something far, far worse. An idle mind is the Devil's Playhouse, a stage for the most vapid, horrible and destructive stories to be made real."


"A Good Chap Is Always Prepared"
Long ago, in 1789, George Lincoln was forced to invent the nuke by the ♥♥♥♥ zombies. The ♥♥♥♥ zombies used the nukes to destroy Pearl Harbor. Thousands of Spartans died. This caused the Spartan revolution. The Spartans won the war because they invented the wheel, which was used to build spaceships. With their spaceships the spartans flew to planet X, but their spaceships were finally blown up by the Russian space center, controlled by the Spanish.



"sarcasm is a foreighn language to you isnt it?"-idk

"𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓵, 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝔂
"- hook 2016