Ain't accepting new requests; I'm old and paranoid.

Degree in Audio Engineering. Translation: I paid to get hearing damage.

Note: if I'm in Guns of Icarus and not responding, that means I'm either piloting, shooting, or everything has gone to hell and I'm swinging a spanner and spraying chemspray like a spastic monkey on LSD.
Other Note: if I'm in Mabinogi and I don't respond, that means I'm trying to not die.
Third Note: In fact, if I'm in any game and not responding, not dying is basically the main reason why.


Because I did [mabinogi.nexon.net]


>Hanging with a girl I like
>She suddenly grabs my shaft
>I feel bliss as it suspends in her hands
>Tip quivers in the air
>She pulls shaft back and forth with great care
>Suspense is killing me
>Sweet release
>Feel like flying through the air at highspeed
>Pure bliss
>Suddenly feel pain as my face hits someone's knee
>I am an arrow.


Little Pyro took an axe
And gave the Sniper 40 whacks.
Then when all was said-and-done
He gave a Spy 41...


What do you call a crossdressing lizard?
A Drag-On!


5:03 PM - Horse: My anaconda don't want none unless
5:03 PM - Horse: it's an appropriately sized rat or mouse because he has very strict dietary needs and I want to keep him healthy.



What...what else did you expect? Some furry OC thing?

私のなまえはレツースです。大きい男西部のたつです。
英語を話します。　　日本語を話しますえん。
私のたんじょう日は十二月十九日です。
Me gustaria comer cabras y ciervos y carne en general..
¡Caramba! ¡No era japonés!
Lo siento, pero mis idiomas sembrano essere miscelazione...
Che cosa? Dove ha italiano venuto da?
Non ho mai studiato italiano...cazzo!
Боже...

Wow I can't even do that right...

I'll try again

Name: Letus
Species: Dragon
Age: Dragon
♥♥♥: Dragon
Size: Dragon
Weight: Dragon
Build: Lanky Dragon
Orientation: Knows Compass Points, yes.
Identity: Dragon
Behavior: Dragon
Gender: CisDragon
Likes: Dragon Stuff
Loves: Other Dragon Stuff
Dislikes: Not Dragon Stuff
Hates: Elves
Color: Angsty Emo Teenager Pallette
Favourite Color: Dragon Pink
Hobbies: Dragoning