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Exports of the Netherlands were drugs, cannabis, flowers and other feeds, Van Slooten Licorice (contains amphetamine), Van Houten Cocoa, Turks and Moroccans, drug-addicted youths returning from a rewarding trip to Amsterdam, clogs, an extremely wide selection of different porn movies, pedophiles and the Netherlands Pedophile Party, techno, vegetables that couldn't be made sure where they had been and the secret diaries of holocaust survivors.
Their main religions were Pastafarianism, Clogism and Porno. Their official currency was Hemp (HMP). The official motto of the country was "Neuken in de keuken".
Judging from the name of the state, the country was a lowland, even though it wasn't. It was situated in a depression, i.e. below the surface of water, so when enough of those icebergs had melted, nature corrected its mistakes again and the name of the state changed to Onderwaterlanden.