Recent reviews by Spiggy G.

In 2013 this scared the “dickens” out of me and I never finished it or got far bc it was too dark and I couldn’t see and I got lost so I played Sonic or something instead.

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Max Payne did WONDERS for the bald community when this ♥♥♥♥ dropped. One of the greatest TPS games of all time, every weapon feels great and the levels and spectacle of the whole thing is awesome but the story is weak compared to the first game. Rockstar literally said “here’s another max payne game” and proceeded to make the most slick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shooter ever and then they spent a decade designing a horse’s penis in Red Dead. Give the rights back to remedy NOW

COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING….. had to listen to this goofy ♥♥♥♥ ask me to go bowling for 45 hours!!! HORRIBLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game

Everyone’s gonna post their funny little joke reviews like LOL GAME IS A MASTERPIECE or that they logged 5000 hours into it and will say “meh” but take it from ME okay I hate this game like Garfield hates mondays. It is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!! It belongs in everybody’s Steam library though. Awful game

this game has a very strange emphasis on all of the female characters armpits haha every single one lol not that I noticed it but a friend pointed it out to me and lol maybe he has a point haha….

don’t play this in the year 2009 at age 12 that’s all I gotta say

This game MAKES ME MAD!!!! OOOOH BOY does Cuphead fill my heart with rage!!! The animation is cool though. I have male pattern baldness. 8/10.

they want you to play through this like 85 times to unlock everyone and this game is too long to be replayable like that. it's awesome though

kino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game it's insane how phantom pain lacked any environment as fun to explore as camp omega. it has been almost ten ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years since this came out and i still remember the entire layout of this place. all of the bonus missions are great and playing as raiden in that one mission is super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dope. slept on, and better than phantom pain. i will die on that hill.

most disappointing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ever created, vocal cord parasites???? what the ♥♥♥♥ was that kojima
have fun replaying the first half of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game twice. Ground Zeroes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Phantom Pain. ♥♥♥♥ you Konami