Do women like this actually exist? I'm naturally an alpha male (almost always the biggest, strongest and smartest guy in the room), and it gets so boring being in control, but every girl I meet just expects me to keep up that alpha shtick with them too. I like strong and dominant girls, but I just don't attract them because I give off lion/daddy energy naturally. 😔 feelsbadman

The goat above all other goats

I just gooned to your profile.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:

You have an attractive pfp,

You played well in a game on my team,

Your account was aesthetically pleasing.

Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.

How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right

The GOAT. I love this man.