Recent reviews by Slimecicle

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Absolutely horrifying I can’t even begin to tell you the immense amount of fear this game has instilled into me. I bought this game because my therapist said I need a stressfree hobby and since my last hobby, building Ikea furniture with my ex-wife, almost killed me with a heart attack, I decided to give gaming a shot and this one just looked so cute. It was fine for a little bit, just a nice stroll through a castle. I'll admit the ghost girl threw me off a bit since I’m deathly afraid of ghosts and women. But after persisting through the game I found myself feeling calm and relaxed UNTIL A CARDBOARD CUTOUT POPPED OUT AT ME. Never in my life have I experienced so much fear, so much stress, I ran into the kitchen practically DEAD with how tunneled my vision was. It felt like the world around me was collapsing as I was the last person on earth to endure its crushing atmosphere. This overwhelmed me so much I threw up all over my kitchen floor but in my paralyzing fear the only thing I could do was curl up into the vomit and hope I’d make it through the night. When I arose from my panic attack shaken from the the night before I simply sold my computer as I could never be in the same room as something this horrific, just knowing on it’s on my hard drive spikes my heart rate, causing shallow breathing, and even to this day I still have nightmares of that ghost girl shoving her cardboard in my face like a MANIAC. If you are anything like me you’d stay away from this terrifying experience.

I was playing this game like god intended, on the toilet with my Steam deck. I didn’t have to make any mud pies but when I’m at work I’ll take any excuse to play a game or too because it makes me feel alive. After trying out this game from a friend's recommendation I cannot tell you how sick to my stomach I felt. I usually can get away with a quick 1-2 hour gaming session on the toilet, but for just 10 minutes I was so scared that my bowels erupted in a way I’ve never experienced. From the first jump it all came loose, an ever pouring stream of willy wonkas chocolate waterfall filled the toilet bowl faster than Usain bolt breaking the 200 meter sprint in the olympics. What I felt was an immense amount of fear, disgust and shame, as the contents of the bowl backed up and started overflowing with me on it, filling up the bathroom as my co-workers screamed in horror. I pleaded with god for this nightmare to end and once it did I stepped out only to see the whole office pointing and laughing at me, they knew what I did and I could never go back to face them. This game caused me my job, my life, my wife and kids and I will NEVER play it ever again for fear of something much worse happening to the movement of my bowels

what the hill

Very linear game but incredibly gripping atmosphere, characters, and lovecraftian body-horror fleshy goobly monster designs. It kept me thinking about its setting and the multitude of unanswered questions (in a good way) I had long after I'd finished.

vamos a la plaga

This is the most fun I have ever had playing a video game

good

I hope Shinji doesn't get in the EVA just so I can pilot it again.

The servers are as bad as I am at PvP, but hopefully both of those things will improve. This is a really satisfying and spicy game that I would recommend to anyone that likes mechanically deep fighters.