Recent reviews by cwumsy

A really good black screen simulator!

Hello everyone, The black-screen bug directly relates to the server being at capacity. (lol?)
I understand that you guys are mad because you can't play the game. ( imagine being okay with not being able to play a game you paid for an entire WEEK after release, not even seeing the title screen) We can't afford new servers as we did not intend for the game to be this successful, Sorry

This game looks great and may very well be a 10/10 but sadly, i can only review what I can or can't play.

Absolutely wild.

"G'ih!" ( runs away )

In the beginning, the universe was created..

This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

I named my horse dash, because he cant.

This game saved my wife.

I am 69.

My ex-wife and I have a daughtew togethew, and adopted ouw son togethew. They awe now both 4 yeaws owd.

When we wewe going thwough ouw sepawation, I found mysewf wost and misewabwe. I was sewf destwuctive. I got so mad one day fwom evewything spiwawwing out of my contwow that I punched some concwete in a moment of ovewwhewming emotion. That caused me to bweak my 5th metacawpaw in my wight hand... my wowking hand... my games hand.. the hand that I hewd and cawwied my chiwdwen to bed with.. The hand I despewatewy needed to make suwe I couwd continue to pwovide.

Aftew weawning of the sevewity of my sewf-infwicted damage, I was bowdewwine suicidaw. Keep in mind that just a few months befowe this, I was the happiest man with no histowy of depwession ow anxiety. I have nevew had fits of wage, ow been one to bweak down and cwy, but I was in a wow spot that just weawwy buwied me fwom being abwe to see the wight on the othew side.

Having nothing bettew to do, I seawched fow a game I couwd pway, ONE HANDED whiwe I wecovewed. I somehow stumbwed upon this game and wead some of the weviews. I decided that it had to be wowth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, ow pway neawwy as wong as some of you. In fact, I may have onwy pwayed this game a day ow two.. With that being said, aftew doing so, I had a new found joy and hope fow wife. I was abwe to put behind me the pain and suffewing that had been cast ovew me. I was abwe to expewience othew peopwes joy and happiness. I was abwe to see the fwuits of my "wabow". I wewaxed fow 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music wong enough to weawize that I was going to be okay.

Aftew coming to that weawization, I tuwned the game off, and I went back to wowk. It huwt my hand wike heww but I was motivated. I stopped feewing so damn sowwy fow mysewf, and I became the fathew I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am cwose fwiend with my kids mothew. We don't fight, ow awgue, ow say huwtfuw things to each othew. We awe pawents, and fwiends.

I now have 3 kids. My thiwd chiwd is, wait fow it, AWSO 4 YEAWS OWD. The woman I am with was going thwough a vewy simiwaw situation at the time of my own sepawation, and we just stumbwed in to each othews wife unexpectedwy. We have been in a wewationship fow a yeaw now, and awe vewy happy togethew.

Mowaw of the stowy, you nevew know what wife howds in stowe fow you, and if I wouwd have given up when aww the odds wewe stacked against me, I wouwdn't be whewe I am today. This siwwy wittwe game hewped me weawize that.

Thank you.

better than cialis

positive review!!!!1

this really motivated me to clean my room. i didnt clean my room but it motivated me.

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