Ichiban Kasuga
Itchy Balls Kasuga   Korea, Republic of
 
 
In another life, I would have loved eating boysenberry and pickle pizza with you...
⠀⠀⠀⠀Don't send me friend requests. :slimedqh2: :slimedqh2: :slimedqh2:
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SO UH, YOU KNOW THAT GIRL YOU LIKES GOT A BOYFRIEND?
I HEARD HE'S CAPTAIN OF THE SOCCER TEAM AND HOT AND SMART AND ATHLETIC.
HE'S LIKE THE WHOLE PACKAGE, A PERFECT TEN OUTTA TEN.
YOU'RE NOT IN THE SAME LEAGUE DUDE.
Ichiban's Proposal Lyrics
So listen...
I know I used to be a yakuza and all...
And now that I quit, I'm basically just scraping by every day.

I'm not very bright, and I suck at studying, too.
For real, Captain Sawashiro's been calling me a dumbass since the day we met.
But still, I'm working a steady job now, and I take it really seriously.
I think I even got a good reputation at the office, too.

Physically speaking, I'd say I'm pretty strong...
I mean, I'm nothing compared to a guy like Kiryu-san...
But I definitely know how to hold my own!
I don't drink or smoke too much, either.
And I can't say I don't gamble, but, well, it's mostly just a hobby, you know?

The point is, I don't really have too much to offer...
But when it comes to you, I'd give everything I have just to make you happy!

So, uh...
Lemme ask you...
Will you...
WILL YOU MARRY ME!?

I swear on my honor as a man, no matter what happens, Sa-chan, I will always be there for you!
Listen. I know how hard it is to go it alone, especially as a woman.
To run things at the club like you do, all while looking after your dad and sister?
That's incredible!

But if we're together, you won't have to bear all that on your own anymore!
I'll help you look after your dad, and if anything at all happens with Nanoha,
I'll be right there!
I'm serious, you won't even have to work.

You can hang at home and leave the rest to me.
And I wouldn't push all the housework on you, either.
I'll clean, cook, do laundry, shop, whatever you want!
And if we have a kid, you can bet I'll raise 'em right!

And then, one day, maybe we could all visit Arakawa-san's grave together!
I'd tell him,
"Look at this happy family I've built."
"You can rest easy up there 'cause I'm doin' just fine down here."

...Sa-chan?
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Logika_Alosha Jun 4 @ 5:30am 
bro, what is it in your head? 12k hours at cookie clicker
MAJIMA Mar 21 @ 6:28am 
KASUGA-CHAN!
Bodzio Feb 18 @ 3:21pm 
the real ichiballs 🙏
FiggyBearz Jan 5 @ 1:46am 
mmm chezburger
Ichiban Kasuga Feb 22, 2023 @ 1:36am 
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Haruka Sawamura Feb 21, 2023 @ 9:37pm 
can i have free mone pleas :)