Recent reviews by medium rare summer love

The controls are crap.
The graphics are, like, doo doo.
The story sucks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bugs.
If this game were a meal, it would be a soccer ball.
Final score: 9/10 "It has a little something for everyone" -IGN.

but seriously tho, masterpiece. ive just finished the first boss and cant w8 to beat the game so i can play the sequel.

Used to be good but now...

I just don't understand why people play this game...
You can't kill other players, soooo why do you wanna be stronger?
You may think im a bad person but I just don't feel any satisfaction...
(and I rly don't like the graphics)
(YES! I play aberoth, whatever!)
(still ugly)
. . .

"WOAH, JUST LIKE AGAR.IO!" ~but good...

"WOAH, JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!"
No, im not the kind of person...

My hands are trembling.
Maybe this is adrenaline?

Hey bro!
I'm passing by just to remind you to stay hydrated.







Oh, great game btw :)

Super funny!
I did not know what to think of the game, until I entered the secret room and...

SECRET! Doobydoobydabbadoobydabadooda bedigabibblebede, It's a secret!
Rah papachibuhbabababachibuh Rah-papachibuh-BLRRRR, BLRRRR!
Doobibabajibudabarijbuhrbj darupabiscjjjPAH-PAHhbebebrrpde ehbehjejgbbsgebejebeberp-rp-ptchh! It's a secret!
DoobadoobadabaPA!dajabba, rmmbujischa-DOODELIDOO! aRAH-PAH-PAAHbaDAbadaJI-BA, barrabapbapduudilyFRYHA!
Derabapadiddlybumdapapa, behdedejebellehbuddlepah, A D-bd-bPFFTderibbitjPFTBadi-di-ding-dang-dong!
RRRAPADOOPPPADEE! RRAPADOOPAPAAH! ZAPADOOBLEJZINGJGXUBREPPEDEPEEUH! XINGBANGDJUBJEIGEDEPAMPAM, DJABAPEUDELEBREEHHH- (Rapadapadapa)
-Bbrrum DJIGIT bbradumbadum TCHHT Bbrrum DJING badungbadunggadunggadung buckabuckadika diudndiDIkaDIDI PRRRP! - It's a secret!
Brum A-a ha HA HA HA! A-a a a aaah! Brum, eh... pfft, pff pffrpt- eh eh unk eh OHR!
Bunchikachrkabadungdadungachickachicka bungchikarghbunchikakaKAARchickabungctskk...ooh-ah!...O!...o-o-O, O! o o o o-o-O! O-o o o O! UOOO O O O O UOO! -UR BOHBADOHBABURGH!
Bubaruhbohboh ruhbaduhRUH! JDRARARARARARUHRUHRUHRUUUHHRururururuhRUH, RUH RUH RUH RUHRUUHH Buhruhruhruhbehahahaaah!houh!
Pop, pop pop, pop pop pop pop pop ,pop pop ,pop pop pop pop !pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop , pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop !
Skabadoobadoh? - SKOOBIDOOBIDADOO!
Babaladapdob? - Skabalabalaba!
. Babadiba? - Babadoobie!
Yabadabadada. - SKABADANGDANGDIDEE~!!
Skoobidoobedih? - Skoobedoobeda!
Abadabadiba? Skabadoobie-Arr(begrudging sigh)...
BUCKAW BUCKA-BUCKA! - Now you're talking! :D
BUCK BUCK BUCKaw? BUCKA-BAAW!!!
BU-BUCKA-BAW BUCKA-BAW BUCKA-BAW BUCKA-BERK BUCKA-BAR BUCKA-BAW BUCKA-BERK BURKAH-BERK BERKA-BUCKEH BUCKA-BEKEH BUCKA-BURKEH BUCK-BUCKA BIKIBIKI, BUCK-BUCKA BIKIBIKI, BUCK-BUCKA BIKIBIKI, BUCK-BUCKA BIKIBIKI, BUCK-BUCKA BIKIBIKI, BUCK-BUCKA BIKIBIKI, Buck HEY! buck HEY! buckabickibickeh!
Dungdagadigadigadung-deh! BadadungbadadungbadaDUNGDRANGBRANGBRANG Dangdagadangdagadangdang, da BRLRLRLR BRRBRLRRLLR BBBRLRLRLRLR BRLRLRLLR-(BUUUH!)
Dungagadagadagadung-deh! DaDUNG(BUUUH!)dadadungdada-BRRLRLRL RBBRLRL(BUUUH!)
Dungagadagadagadung-deh! DaDUNG(BRUAAAH!)dadadungIT'S A SECRET!!!
BRRRRUUHR! (Boh-bah-boh-ba-jab-jajah..)

Yes, that's the lyrics.

Pretty good game with a very nice soundtrack!
Note: better played with friends.

A poorly made copy of Badland.
EVENWORSELAND.