Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...

Male silverback gorillas are about 6 feet tall when they stand up on two legs. A gorilla’s penis is 1.25 inches while erect which means it’s 1.736% of the gorilla’s size. If we were to apply this to King Kong in the upcoming Godzilla vs Kong movie, then we’d have to find out 1.736% of the height of the big ape. As Kong appears to be the same height as Godzilla, this would put him at a huge 390 feet tall! If we multiply 0.01736 by 390 feet, then Kong’s hog would come out to a whopping 6.7704 feet. In other words, Kong’s King Dong is a grand total of 81.2448 inches long!

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