I'm a massive and extremely heavy pokemon that enjoys sleeping all day and eating until I'm completely stuffed. Anyone can use my enormous belly as a trampoline for as long as they wish. Just don't be surprised when you find that every bounce makes my belly a bit bigger x3.

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"Zzzzzz... *my enormous belly wobbles"