Sgt Stacker 最近的评测

Strap in, because we're diving face-first into the neon-tinted cesspool of yesteryear's digital mayhem with "Kingpin: Life of Crime" – an anachronistic fever dream that slaps your grandma and laughs at the consequences. Imagine if a rabid raccoon snorted a line of codeine-laced pixels and puked out a video game, then you’ve got an inkling of what to expect here. It's 1999, baby, and this ain't just some Quake clone.

The story? Pshhh, who needs a story when you’ve got a meat grinder of profanity-laced dialogue spewing from every NPC's sewer mouth? You’re not just playing a game; you're marinating in a toxic broth of gangster gibberish and ultra-violence, spiced with a side of moral ambiguity and topped with the stink of a thousand cigarette butts. Protagonist Thug McBaldhead (or whatever his name is) stomps through this urban hellscape with the grace of a one-legged pigeon on meth, armed with a trusty lead pipe and a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush.

Graphically, it’s like staring directly into the sun after a 3-day bender – harsh, brutal, and slightly nauseating in the best way possible. The textures scream “grit” like they’ve been sandpapered off the soul of the city, and the character models? Oh boy. From a visual standpoint, it’s raw, it’s ugly, it’s perfect.

Gameplay? Imagine tying your shoes while riding a unicycle on a tightrope strung between two flaming skyscrapers. It's chaotic, clunky, and utterly exhilarating. You can recruit your own duo of misfit henchmen, and they're well worth the money you scrape together throughout the game. Combat is a symphony of savagery, a ballet of brutality where every weapon feels like it was pulled from the darkest corners of a deranged mafioso’s imagination.

And let's not forget the soundtrack! Oh, the soundtrack! Cypress Hill pumps through your veins like auditory adrenaline, making you feel invincible, or at least numb to the existential dread creeping up your spine. It’s like someone mashed up the angst of the '90s with a boombox full of angry bees, and it works. It just works.

Why do I recommend this masterpiece of madness? Because it's a rite of passage, a baptism by fire into the chaotic underbelly of the gaming world. It’s a time capsule from an era when games didn’t just break the mold; they shattered it, stomped on the pieces, and set them on fire. Play "Kingpin: Life of Crime" not only because it’s a good game, but because it’s an unforgettable experience – a rollercoaster ride through the deranged, pixelated underworld that will leave you questioning your sanity and begging for more.

Accidentally ran over Darth Vader as a scout trooper and killed him just before the victory screen

Another negative review for the pile. Now, let me start this off by saying, in my experience, this remaster is NOT nearly as bad as a lot of folks are making it out to be. BUT, is it the ideal way to play Kingpin as advertised? Not in its current state, the original is still far superior to this for now. ONLY, for now.

That being said, the devs have been very professional and responsive to the criticism they've been receiving over this, so give them time to fix and update it and I'm sure it'll turn around later down the line.

This was good until the 3.0 update came and broke everything

A darkly humorous satire of unregulated capitalism and biomechanical technology, this game's world is as vile and morally repulsive as can be, with visuals and sound design that reflect that cultural bankruptcy perfectly. I haven't even beaten the game yet and it's proving to be the best 20 dollar purchase I've made for a Steam game in the 3 hours I've played it as of writing this review. This game is not only exemplifies the cyberpunk ethos perfectly, but the punk ethos as well.

Run around and fight aliens

If you're a fan of stuff similar to the real Star Wars Battlefront games and all those old AI mods for Halo CE, then this game is right up your alley! This game is a very customizable war romp taking you to the world of Ravenfield, a magical land full of red and blue soldiers who really enjoy blowing the crap out of each other.

Now, the gunplay isn't bad, but it takes a little getting used to. the bullets are semi-realistic, so they aren't gonna instantaneously reach the opposite side of whatever level you're on. When fighting at long range, you'll have to take into account the trajectory of your bullets and their drop-off, and adjust your aim accordingly. The AIs are no idiots, they're fully aware of this as well.

The vehicle combat is very satisfying and the variety is perfect, especially with the recent addition of the APC! The vehicles all handle exactly how you'd expect them to, so it really never feels off whenever you're in one. I don't have a whole lot else to say on the matter to be honest. My only complaint is that the machine gun on the jeep is almost impossible to aim with.. Either that or I just don't use it enough :V

The artificial intelligence isn't anything groundbreaking, but I personally find them smarter than in most AAA games nowadays, and the bottom line is that they do what they're supposed to do, which is capture points, drive vehicles, and generally wreak havoc using any means necessary. the sandbox elements to this game add almost endless replay value, which the AI compliments perfectly. I distinctly remember crossing a bridge on one of the levels, following a large group of my comrades, when one of them pulled out a rocket launcher and fired it off to the side, and then all of a sudden a plane wreckage came crashing down right onto the bridge and almost flattened me. The best part about that? It was completely unscripted!

tl;dr This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, buy it.

A really fun way to see how long it takes to crash your display driver!