Recent reviews by samdabug

finally, a developer who actually knows how to optimize their game. good job

in rivals 1 I can get a consistent 60 fps on max settings, but rivals 2 runs like ♥♥♥♥ even on lower than lowest possible settings (by going into config files and setting a custom value) and crashes when I try to start a match or use certain moves. not that I care because this game is ♥♥♥♥ anyways. what happened to game optimization?

i think i gave isaac cancer but now hes slightly faster so its ok

its pretty good but they didnt add back the cutscene where meat boy has sex with bandage girl and then explodes

solid pc port of the mobile game, pretty fun with alot of things to do, although the game is very oversaturated and filled with predatory microtransactions, they are easy to avoid and there still plenty of f2p content. I was able to save up for an entire outfit that I liked that costs about 8k cash and 30 gems within 2 hours of playing. the game is also very well optimized, which of course i appreciate

bandana dee................

If you want the best performance and all cores, don't play the steam version. one advantage the steam version has is that it backs up all of your game save files to the steam cloud, which is why I use it

this game is a real eye opening experience

simple yet beautiful graphics, simple yet addicting gameplay, and many fun levels and game modes. however, if you want to get the achievements, be prepared for an extremely tedious and brutally difficult grind, aided by the lack of online resources if you get confused by a certain achievement or game mechanic.

the game is extremely unfair on the highest difficulty. stego blocked your path? dead. boulder land on your head mid jump? dead. pteradactyl kidnap you against your will and drop you into a pit? thats right. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead.

this game is difficult, unfair, and grindy as hell. but it holds a special place in my heart regardless.

mechanics are super fun but the game runs like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ even on the lowest possible settings and the game does a horrible job explaining how the very confusing mechanics work