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прикорми меня семенем хиссбине

Last weekend, my girlfriend went and bought two gnome costumes at Spirit Halloween. When she got home, we put on the costumes and started kissing on our bed. At first, I managed to ignore how funny it was, but when she started taking off my shirt and said something like, “Hoo-hoo, let me see those magic candies!”, I just couldn't take it anymore and doubled over with laughter.

I thought she would see the humor in the situation and start laughing too, but no. My girlfriend got very angry, changed back into her regular clothes, and said I had completely ruined the mood. I apologized to her, and she said it was okay, but she still seemed upset. Yesterday she wrote to me that she didn't want to have sex until I “started taking the ritual of courting gnomes more seriously.” I'm willing to try again, but I don't know how to keep from laughing.

Илья,надутая свинья.Даже не думай больше играть за немцев

Your daily reminder that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.

God bless OT

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