That’s it. I’m done being nice. I’ve launched a full out offensive to acquire your choochie.

I tried asking nicely, being polite, bartering, liaisons and mediators, merger and acquisition, and even tried religious and spiritual enlightenment. But now I have only one last method: Warfare. Mechanized infantry. Drones. Sea-to-air engagement. Spy networks. Agitprop. Cybernetically augmented super soldiers doped up on synthetic drugs and combat supplements alongside psychological training that dulls their emotional and empathetical responses and gives them an almost orgasmic high when they kill. The ♥♥♥♥ I’m planning borders on being considered illegal by the Geneva Code of Conventions annd Engagement. That’s how far I’m willing to go.

It’s over. All your coochie are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

“His hands are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never ♥♥♥. He goons in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is gooning, gooning. He says that he will never ♥♥♥.”

I’m having the time of my life gooning for 5 hours straight, listening to a “Being and Time” by Martin Heidegger audiobook, and checking my investments in Indian Cashew farms every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. I’m maximizing my potential, climbing the ladder, chasing mad stupid dummy dumb-dumb cheddar, boiadeiro. I’m Nut Pilled and AudioBookmaxxed. What are /YOU/ doing?

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