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Купил эту игру из-за друга-пидораса.
Друг всё ещё пидорас, а игра заебись.

Looks (ang lags) worse than arma 3 on "fast" preset.
please accept my congratulations.

Also appears to have too arcade-esque control mechanics for such a game - the starting pod just does a 180 when it goes over a point where its nose looks straight down.
Uses 100% of my 1050Ti for perfectly-optimized lag. Or mining lol

I placed 2 beams of blocks in creative before it said "internal error". And i just sat there, watching how my 2 beams sank into the ground, never to appear again.

empyrion is a steam store ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
change my mind.

Promised to be democratic,
accidentally created secret police and opressed my opposition.
10/10

roblox but it's not free and is singleplayer only.
Glad i got it while it was in early early access so i didn't pay to leave this review here.

edit: nevermind, the devs ditched the game lololol


I'd wish there was a button for a neutral review.

The game isn't bad, althrough the core mechanic - drone building - is locked behind a paywall, which is a big red flag for me.
Default controls are just sad, the first thing you should do is raise your FOV to the max and get used to playing in 3rd person. Althrough that won't help a lot when playing vs. players who sank their time and money in this game.

I'd probably recommend to wait until the game is in a more finished state before considering buying it.

haven't played rust for around a year and a half.
waited 20 minutes to install it, 22 more minutes to connect to a server only to get kicked out because of A4tech mouse, which, apparently, became the eighth deadly sin overnight.

thanks for the toolgun tho, i had a blast looking at it in my inventory

yes i don't like being forced into buying a new mouse, fite me

edit:grammar

Nostalgia 2150

Not sure what to say about this one.

Another Battle Royale game, this time with animals and top-down view.
While the graphics look nice and colorful, gameplay is no different from other BR games:

1)Dance in lobby
2)Drop from a battle bus duck
3)Loot weapons and items
4)Shoot your enemies
5)Go to (3) if you're not dead.

In fact, it doesn't differ from all others BR games at all.
But i'll admit, it's a nice game to play for an hour or two.

Not for that price.

hurr durr i got it for free and i overpaid i am so funny
hurr durr i use striked text to make stupid jokes i am so original


+Original concept. Kinda. we do not talk about GTA V
+Only 250 MB, it could be worse i guess.
+You die, you oof.

-Poor graphics. I usually ignore graphics in good games, but it's an exepction. call ambulance my eyes are bleeding
-Unstable, can kick you out of a server without a warning.
-GUI. worse than having vietnam flashbacks
-Toxic community. Well, not quite toxic, they'll just cuff you, shoot you and take all stuff you have, including starter money. Congrats, you're on the bottom of society now because that policeman over there didn't have enough money to buy an AK-47.
-Populated by 10 to 12 year olds like me also this game has voice chat, god help all who dare download this
-Wait, was i supposed to pay money for this?

Get all the characters for real money and play versus fresh players with 2 characters only.

I think that is all i need to say.