I lost no nut November to the thanksgiving turkey. I didn’t want it to happen I really didn’t. I’d been going so strong, I’d made it to day 25. That's the longest I’ve ever made it. But then I saw her there. Golden brown. Spread wide to receive the stuffing. I couldn’t control myself. The worst part is, my family’s planning on eating that turkey this evening.

is that THE DUCK?

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killed by iranian government officials

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
-- A.H. Weiler
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All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
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"After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted of
the unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what the
cost to others, to win advancement."
-- Norman Thomas
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It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline.
Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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we missed the third coming of christ

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