Vader… This is your last chance… Battle me… or die…

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DARTH VADER!
VERSUS!
ADOLF HITLER!
BEGIN!

[Adolf Hitler]
Screw you, you big black ♥♥♥♥!
I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!
The Führer will crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving
Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!

[Darth Vader]
Let me paint you a picture, son
Potrait of a ♥♥♥♥♥ after World War One
You were stirring up the fears of the German people
Telling the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got'em fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, didn't Napoleon let you know?

hey ♥♥♥

eans gay as ♥♥♥♥

this kids' gay as ♥♥♥♥.

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