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The only way I can describe this game is completely and uttely exhilarating, I'd say even more so than the first Hotline Miami. I wasn't let down at all in any of my expectations from the minute I started till the minute I ended. In fact I was completely surprised in the direction they took the plot and game in, and the graphics and animation have only improved. I was a little doubtful that the soundtrack would be as good as HM but it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible. 10/10, A+++ , well done Dennaton.

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great game for anyone looking to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of people in the comfort of their own home

i cant stop bugging myself to keep playing even though ive gone through all three acts

buy the damn game because its fantastic and the story is so basic yet complex that you have no choice but want to play

SAM? SAM?! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

i never thought friendship between quadrilaterals could make me so emotional

TURNS OUT JUMPING OVER SPIKES AND DODGING PELLETS OF DEATH IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

♥♥♥♥ THIS WONDERFUL GAME

i literally had no clue how to play poker before i got this game but somehow i ended up with 4 new tf2 items and a really big ego because i think i'm absolutely killer at texas hold 'em.

fun times.

its really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ confusing and half of the hours i have on this damn thing were spent trying to fix stupid mistakes but its a ton of fun once you get the hang of it

you should get it