I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about nikki, you little ♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the P90 masters, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on de_dust2, and has over 300 Stattrak™ kills. he is trained in ♥♥♥♥♥ warfare and the top P90 player in the entire CSGO armed forces. You are nothing to him but just another target. he will rush you the ♥♥♥♥ out with 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to him over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. he will ♥♥♥♥ salt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

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