Recent reviews by Nemersis

It's so raw that that it still singing Hakuna Matata. Just wait for a while before you buy or go ahead and support this game. This game doesn't give a vibes of cash grab with random unity assets mashed together, but it's certainly lacks of polish at this state.

Nope. The game is "Already Dead".

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wee boat is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a ♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your poopdeck is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wee boat is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of ♥♥♥♥♥
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a ♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lawn

You can deliver 6000 democracies calibre 7.62×51 per minute in this game.

- Knock, knock!
- Who's there?
- DEMOCRACY!

Игра проходится за 30 минут.
10 если знать что делать.

Such great dating simulator with elements of survival horror and they even got crafting system in there.

Игра переоценена, QTE система - говно, реализм сосет лопату, которой главный герой размахивает на протяжении всей войны как единственным оружием. Консолепизанты оценят.

Чисти, чисти! Вот как, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, нужно чистить!

Это самые отвратные 15 минут говна, меня в жизни никогда так говном не поливали! 10 FPS, ебанные корецы, цветная блевотная поебота, звездочки вместо патрон, корейские снайперы и ебучая музыка из лифта. Спасибо, я наелся.

Шоколад ни в чем не виноват!

Взрывоопасное возбуждение!
5 баклашек "Охоты крепкой" из 5.