Senaste recensioner av God's not dead

Lemme start off by saying I prefer Lily Gao's voice as Ada over the original. That having been said, I don't like Lily Gao's response to the controversy

Makes him happy

Everything is on fire. My save games are gone and multiplayer is completely broken.

While playing, my hamster walked by my computer fan and got sucked in and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died. My computer is absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trashed, Paradox! How could you do this to me? I trusted you. 1/10.

The only problem with Emily is Away Too lies in how fickle Evelyn and Emily are. On my first playthrough of Emily is Away Too, I answered every question truthfully as I would answer them in real life. I figured that lying would come back to bite me in the ass, so I made it my duty not to lie. When asked by Evelyn whether I wanted kids, I chose the option that seemed to translate to eventually, and when asked by Emily whether I wanted kids, I said, and I quote, "I'll take things as they come." Little did I know that this would be my undoing. This single answer, an answer I figured meant I would want children EVENTUALLY but not right out of high school, caused Evelyn to throw a tantrum for lying to and manipulating her. Not once did I lie. I do feel, however, that I may have dodged the question a little bit, but this sole answer caused to her to claim that she didn't know me anymore and ultimately break my heart. I though this game would help me get over a recent heartbreak, but it only made it worse.

I preordered this game, and so did my friend. We were very excited for this game. Sadly, I found how broken the game is from the get-go. When you start the game, you get a single warrior and they get ♥♥♥♥-tons of them. After 2 games as France that ended because I couldn't find any other civilizatons on the map, this is how the last game I played went:
Turn 1: The Founding of Paris
Turn 6: Paris is found by the Greeks, Catherine and Gorgo meet and send envoys to each other
Turn 7: The Greeks denounce the French for not having been in a war yet
Turn 8: The Greeks declare war on the French
Turn 10: Paris is taken
The Everestt looks to see if he can refund it, but he pre-ordered it early on. What a waste of $80.

I walked in on my parents performing the Triple Butt-Stab tonight. What a Thursday ruiner... Oh yeah, and this game is really, really hard... I can't even get past the Advent Blacksite mission.

FIrst Off I want to tell you how insane this game is! It is stunning and beautiful. I loved the FIRST episode from start to finish! It was like L.A. Noire, Murdered Soul Suspect, and Heavy Rain had a baby. Then Heavy Rain taught it how to look good and have quick time and dialogue options. Murdered Soul Suspect taught it how to move and perform and taught it characterization. And lastly L.A. Noire taught it how to interact with clues and evidence. 10/10 BEST GAME!!!! IF YOU WERE DEBATING BUYING THIS... DON'T! It honestly is the sexiest Noir/Mystery game I have ever played for PC. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THE PURCHASE

When I started up the game I had an expectation for parkour games. Coming from the Shining Diamond Pinnacle of Parkour, Mirror's Edge. To immediately get my face... shoved right into a huge steam pile of Lemma BullS***. I start the game up to try out the game. To find that the controls are as wonky as all hell. Jumping inbetween obstacles makes me phase through them. Climbing up stuff, brings me up. But right from where I climbed u from. In mid-F***ing AIR! It is an unplayable mess. I hope to never revisit it again.

Would be better if it were longer, but it would be an insanely fun Telltale game. But as a visual novel I felt sorry for the main character and supported her cause and her reasons for doing what she does. It was a short game. With a relatable main character. Engaging plot. And an excellent story that makes me practically chomping on the bit, to play Zero. If you like Visual Novels and great limited visuals. Recommend 9/10!