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0.1 hrs on record
No invert mouse. No controller support. You get what you pay for.
Posted January 14, 2022.
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0.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Playing on a controller is an exercise in masochism. The right-stick is janky as hell. The y-axis is slow even when cranked to 100 in settings. X-axis has some bizarro acceleration curve. They are completely decoupled from each other. When you move the stick along the x-axis while it's going faster and then move it into the y-axis so you can look diagonal, the speed drops to the same crawl as the y-axis. It's unplayable with the controller like this.

I'd return it, except I bought it as a steam code and can't. :'( Arkane - PLEASE fix the right-stick!! There are many, many other games out there that you can use as a template on how to set it up!!
Posted December 1, 2021.
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0.1 hrs on record
Nope. Did not like it. Vsync is not enabled and not possible to enable in game. There's some weird controller mechanic where if you move the stick hard, like to spin around, it speeds up when moving across the walls but slows when viewing the hallway. It was giving me motion sickness. No way to disable this. Aliasing is really bad in this game - no options for AA in menu. Lighting is extremely bright in the rooms. It washes out your whole view. Again, no options to modify lighting. See a theme? Requested a refund.
Posted October 17, 2021.
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17.9 hrs on record
Too short for the price. LiS1 was half the price, and probably twice as long only like six years ago. Feels like a money grab.

The graphics are much improved over the preceding entries (tho Steph's smile is more like a grimace). However, I gotta ding it for broken HDR support out of the box and no support for UWHD.

I've been with LiS since the beginning and have played every one. The story on this one was decent, but the series still has failed to live up to the story-telling at play in the first game. I didn't really connect with any of the characters. The number of environments in this game were ridiculously limited. I liked being able to wander around the town...but I didn't need to wander around it four times if it meant I couldn't see some other locales. The power was surprisingly cool. Not time-traveling cool, but still pretty cool.

3/5 stars.
Posted September 30, 2021.
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0.3 hrs on record
For a tech demo, this really wasn't impressive. I've seen better visuals in Cyberpunk 2077. Not photorealistic like I was hoping. Also, I think this was running windowed fullscreen, because there were some framerate shenanigans. I have VRR on, but my monitor was reporting 144Hz the entire time while I got hitching in the game. Didn't matter whether I ran with or without "FullHD" on. I have no idea if this took advantage of HDR or ray-tracing. Textures became the typical fuzzy mess when you get right up next to them. I thought they would stay very clear the way the reviews were talking. Disappointing.

I have an i7-9700k, 32GB 3200Mhz DDR4, EVGA GeForce RTX 3080, Acer Predator X34 GS, and running off Corsair Force MP510 NVMe drive. Should be able to run this very smoothly, but got hitching. Maybe if I didn't have the problem with hitching and crappy frame-rate, I would have enjoyed this more.
Posted September 29, 2021.
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0.2 hrs on record
Loads to a window with no contents (just black) in the middle of my screen. Takes up 130GB on my hard drive. Not worth waiting around for a fix, and by the sounds of the other reviews, not worth looking for a workaround. Will request a refund.
Posted December 3, 2020.
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32 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
This is just a stupid raid with only like four new enemy types (unless you take into account the elemental types). And two of them aren't even reskinned, as far as I can tell. The Big Bad is brand new but engh. Not worth fighting through hundreds of the same characters just to see it.

There are no stories. There are no NPC's. There's some backstory in the form of scrolls, but nothing engaging. I really thought this would be an expansion. Totally got had. Ten dollars for a raid for a five year old game? Are you freakin kidding me?

Btw, you can't craft. You can't fix weapons. There's no new skills. This is maybe worth three bucks.

I wish you could request a refund. This is NOT what I was anticipating!
Posted August 16, 2020.
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92.1 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
What a stinking festering pile of rotten scrotums.
Posted April 17, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
What the hell is this.
Posted March 5, 2018.
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0.1 hrs on record
What the heck is even going on?? Played for about ten minutes and uninstalled. Went over to play The Fidelio Incident instead. Time better spent.
Posted March 3, 2018.
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