+rep pretty good player

So we had a meeting a work. My boss gathered a select few of us around and said "William is really sick". My mind begins to race. This is all too real and close to home. Have I given it to someone else? Please not my mom. Just then my boss breaks my thoughts and says "we all need to get tested". I'm thinking "OH NO. This is real.". He follows it up with "if we all contribute a certain amount all of us, including Will and his family, can have the proper amount of sick days off and everyone can get paid". All of us said for sure how much do we need to contribute. His reply was "about..... tree fiddy". It was at that time I realized I wasn't talking to my boss at all but an 8 story monster from the Mesozoic era. I said "GET OUTTA HERE YOU LOCH NESS MONSTA YOU AIN'T GETTIN NO TREE FIDDY FROM ME". Folks he has no decency in these trying times. Be safe.

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

I sexually identify as tRACtORMAn37. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don’t care, I’m an alpha. I’m having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me “tRACtORMAn37” and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a dravenphobe

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