Commander Akın
Silahlanın gidiyoruz !

the year is 1914. sokullu mehmet pasha, orhan ghazi, osman ghazi and I were drinking some wine in the eminönü bridge. I was restful back then. I'm so dangerous I cannot find a man who can stare at my eyes and then I saw Fatih and said what is it? He said that kenan big brother the enemy will ♥♥♥♥ us tonight. I said ok fatih I'm here don't worry. (we as the wiever weren't born yet in these years in 1914) I said that i'll take care of this problem and he said kenan big brother don't drink too much and I said go and have some wine and do not make me angry he said i'm broke in these years there was "akçe" that was used as money. I gave him 3 akçe and said go and have some wine then sit by me. fatih rushed and taked a bottle of wine and sat by me. I used to loved a lot fatih in these years.he prepeared a lot of cannon for himself I said fatih dont worry to ♥♥♥♥ the mother of this enemy is my essential mission. I said you have kenan bigh brother. then I looked at him go I said where are you going? dont go without me. He said i'm going for fight then I said go god man it go! then I heard guns, bullets, cannons sounds, 3 soldiers showed up by me while they were saying that fatih has been killed by the enemies. I said it connot be real it cannot be real! definility i cannot! then I did drink fatih's wine that remained half of it later I tooked cannons allahuekber allahuekber! Fatih's cannons Fatih's cannons after about an hour later 5 soldiers showed up they said my commander my kenan commander I said what? you did destroy all of the enemies they said you captured istanbul!tonight I said look soldier collect the my army then I said them Fatih is the person who captured istanbul, I did nothing about it I said did I do anything no!! they said yes commander as you wish, after this fatih became the person who captured istanbul not me. I'm still alive but he is dead,that's dead this's dead I'm still alive I captured istanbul the person who captured istanbul is not fatih!. I said that İ captured istanbul.