Recent reviews by Mista Simple

Ew

Needs more levels with Bot Support. Either that or i need more friends who play this game.

Never played Strider before, now every hour on the game will always be fun. Unless I end up going backwards from too much exploration and filling out my map.

Also controller support? Oh, i just have to go into the freaking game folder and create a new file with scripts to bind my buttons. Full controller support is a complete lie. At best, little controller support if you count a text file with confusing instructions. Good thing I had a program that can just input controls from my controller.

Still recommend the game. Just one small to large issue depending on what you play platformers with.

Got hit by a chicken and died. 10/10 Would do it all over again.

Can't tell if one of the main characters is a boy or a girl. 5/10

Title's misleading. Still worth playing. 7/10

One does not simply "Pass the whisky" 7/10

This game is like a metaphor for life. Even if you try as hard as you can, you will always end up alone and covered in blood.
Wait..........

I don't even know what the ♥♥♥♥ i am doing 8/10

I wear a scubba suit and still can't stand in water 11/10