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Recent reviews by Generic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ S I M P

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1 person found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
You may be able to dodge bullets in this game but you will never dodge the feeling of your dad leaving your family.
Posted May 29, 2019.
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56.7 hrs on record (51.9 hrs at review time)
I have this weird bug in my game where the french arent ♥♥♥♥♥♥,
6/10, will update if they patch this.
Posted July 1, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
2.3 hrs on record
I specifically pick on the kids whomst look jewish.
Posted June 5, 2018.
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41 people found this review helpful
136 people found this review funny
11.8 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
I name each of my crew members family members and purposefully kill them. It is cheaper and more effective than therapy.
Posted June 5, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
10.6 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
I gave multiple years of my life to this game, and just like when I will lose my virginity, I cried afterwards.
Posted May 14, 2018. Last edited May 14, 2018.
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7 people found this review funny
50.8 hrs on record
My mom walked into me playing this and I actually switched to porn because it was easier to explain.
Posted May 14, 2018.
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25 people found this review helpful
54 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Why is my peepee hard
Posted May 14, 2018.
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2,139.7 hrs on record (1,879.0 hrs at review time)
a very effective guide on how to waste 4 years of your life.
existence is pain
Posted May 1, 2015. Last edited September 16, 2018.
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