Recent reviews by skinny loser nerd 30 kilogram

Car go vroom

is aight

bad

Basically Halo, But you are a robotic Alien ninja profesized to topple an evil, greedy, industrialistic corporation led by an extremely prostetisized "human" who is planning to destroy all trees of earth to fuel his corporation but accidentally creates a bioweapon that heavily mutates anything it touches. Also, there's guns and swords.

18 minutes... 18 minutes of playtime and I am ♥♥♥♥ at hl2...

>Be me. owner of 3 year old ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HP laptop
>Buy SE
>5 fps tops
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>Comes back a year later
>Tons of optimization fixes and it is in beta
>15 fps
>Wait literally 20 minutes for a simple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game to load
>Spend hours to learn how to rotate a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inverted corner
>Leave game
>Come back the next day and loading times are doubled, sound is distorted or gone, game crashes the first 3 minutes
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>MANY years late
>Better computer, more optimisations, can rotate inverted corner
>One of my favorite games of all time

I'll return when this game knows another word than 7fps...

When I first played this game it did not look that interesting, it looked very simple and boring but(t) with the workshop
it is very fun! It is definetly worth every penny!

BUY IT NOW OR I WILL PUT A RUSTY SPOON UP YOUR PRECIUS LITTLE BUM!

This game is really fun. It's just one thing: HOW DO YOU FÄCKING OPEN THE FÄCKING CONSOLE???

I am not IGN proffesional game critics, but I KNOW that this is the most fast paced first person shooter ever!(And i thought tf2 was fastpaced)I Higly recommend this game!





Tribes: Ascend is a sequel/prequel* to tribes and tribes 2**. A fastpaced FPS shooter with 9 classes(Pathfinder Sentinel Infiltrator Soldier Raider Juggernaut Doombringer and Brute)



*Idk the difference

**Have never played them.