This guy is pretty cool, except that one time I saw him at my local Denny's. He was in a booth talking to himself and licking pennies. When he saw me, he asked "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?". When I answered "Yes." he smiled and offered me a half eaten Big Mac. A kind gesture I thought, so I took a bite. I awoke 3 days later in an abandoned Chuck E Cheese. No memory, dressed in a suit made of raw meat slathered in ranch dressing. I have no memory of those 3 days and I don't want to remember. Haven't seen the man since. Sometimes I wonder if he ever existed.

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