Recent reviews by Knobshine

Less gay than the Night Lords.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Curze

I like it

I'm a founder and although it isn't what was described when I initially funded it I still think I got my moneys worth.

It feels like a clunkier, less optimised BF2:BadCompany2 with a WH40K overhaul mod. Luckily I enjoyed that game and am a wh40k fanboi so the game as it is at the moment is fun for me.

Don't get me wrong at release it was a stuttering, buggy, glitchy mess. I had lost all hope and wrote off those founding bucks as school fees.

Luckily I gave it another chance a few months ago and was plesantly surprised.

So while it's not what I wanted when I put down me cash, it's at least not a waste anymore as my hours will show.

Very lame, sounds like they're just making crap up on the spot as they're watching a play through

I like grind, I love this game.

Just a word of warning:

If you like WH lore/fluff whatever and the reward centers of your brain get all hot and gushy with flood tides of dopamine released by losing oneself in the carthartic wholesale slaughter/butcher/PURGING of the Skaven rat, filth, scum. This game is for you.

If however you require gauranteed phat l00ts after finally completing a mission despite a dozen failed attempts, group members rage quitting and suprise gangbangs by multiple specials to start the 'enjoy yourself juice' flowing, then this is definitly not the game for you.

Also the banter between group members is top notch! Just the right amount of xenophobic induced jibes and backhanded compliments to keep things spicy.

"To reiterate, I have not heard of this game until a few minutes ago, but this looks like Grand Theft Auto times a million from what I can tell. We have to give some credit to Grand Theft Auto because despite it promoting violence, it never promoted cult violence."

"Video games like this one is exactly why racism is alive today in America."

"So tell us your thoughts on Dark Soul. Should the creators face the death penalty for making this game?"

Faster Than Light: Eater of hours!