Australia is not real. It's a hoax to present that Britain moved their criminals somewhere. In reality these criminals were loaded off into the sea, drowning before they could see land. It's a coverup for one of the biggest mass murders in history. Australia does not exist. Your Australian friends? They're all actors, part of the plot to trick the world. If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're wrong. The plane pilots are in on this, and have only flown you to islands nearby – sometimes parts of South America, where they cleared space and hired actors to act as real Australians. Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you've all been tricked. Join the movement today. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the word – Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold-blooded murder of more than 100 000 people, and it isn't okay. We will not accept this. Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known that Australia doesn't exist.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

do you want to join my catholic steam group seeing as you are devoted to jesus christ

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep good trader