Análises recentes de Baldrick

The very first minute of the game is defusing a bomb by eating it and pooping it out, which is obviously far more than enough to pause and inmediately leave a review

It says 3 hours but only because I farmed the cards first

Why, that's the second biggest Monkey Island sequel I've ever seen!

This game woke up my inner child and brought him back to 1991, spending countless hours playing Starflight 2. Thank you :')

I put off playing this for 2 years because I didn't want it to end :'(

What the game wants you to do (explore, listen, reflect, ponder) and what the actual game forces you to do (run around like a headless chicken because you only have a literal minute to interact with whatever the random number gods grant you and hope THIS time it will be enough to let you proceed to the next unskippable cutscene) are very different things and at odds with each other. Neither is enough.

Look, you can have friends or you can have a game with buttons prominently labeled "DON'T PUSH". You can't have both.

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I was going to start with "this hasn't aged well" but.. nope. No excuses. It wasn't good for its time either. I feel like this only ever got popular in the first place due to general thirst for a western themed FPS.

I'll give it decent graphics for its time, satisfying bow and arrow mechanics aaand that's about it. Most of the game feels clunky, embarrasing or both.

A nice breather. Sweet, short and easy (maybe TOO short and easy, by the time the puzzles finally start to get challenging it's over).

Expect a good chunk of playtime to be "ok, now we change back into any other colour BUT NOT THAT ONE ♥♥♥♥ NOT AGAIN"

Crowbar Collective: Hey remember that part you all hated in Half-Life
Me: Yeah
Crowbar Collective: We spent years making it prettier
Me: Oh wow looks great
Crowbar Collective: Also, several hours longer
Me: You WHAT