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"If there is no Sun I can praise, then I'll rise with the Moon and Stars, or else may Chaos take the world!"

Warning, this review may contain spoilers!

English Review:

How beautiful this game is! every scenery, BGM, Bosses, Voice Acting, etc is just so beautiful!
it so beautiful that I cried... for suck so hard and keep dying..
(I Cri Evrytiem, hit liek baton if you cri eEvertym!)
But that's okay, I'm getting used to the Death,
Death is beautiful after all, isn't it?
and you can being held by the "Death Lady", but you'll get debuff (means stop being horny!)

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up almost every quests cause I keep messing around with NPCs and kinda confused how to proceed the quests correctly.
but FromSoftware seems kind enough that in the end I still can done all the quests somehow.
so, what I learned from this playthrough is, "Get ♥♥♥♥! and you'll done it"

There are 6 endings you can choose. The frenzied flame ending is the best IMO,
cause this ending could potentially lead to the DLCs or even sequel to Elden Ring (?)
Melina took the piece of "Elden Ring" with both eyes opened, and wanted to kill(marry) you. hello?

"Marrying" Ranni is also the best choice, I mean bruh you get yourself a consort, you maidenless tarnished!
The rest of the endings is just MEH?? Boring narration. Same scene with just a little modification for each part.
lazy writting there from FromSoftware??

I love all the Demigod's lore, but it could be great if FromSoftware tells more about Marika's background in game.
yet, I have so many questions from my first playthrough.
1. Who is gloam-eyed queen? who is dusk-eyed queen? is it in game?
2. Is Renna is Ranni? is Ranni is Renna? Is Melina related to Ranni or Renna (cause of their eyes and torrent)?
3. Why is Melina's eye have tattoo/mark that resembles "Elden Beast"?
4. in Frenzied Flame ending scenes, Why is Melina's right eye color changed and She can opened the left eye and the tattoo/mark is gone?
5. Is Two Fingers is a God? how many Two Fingers are there? Is Three Fingers came from the same place as Two Fingers?
6. if Gideon is a All-Knowing, why he didn't know he can't beat me? :kekw get rekt ♥♥♥♥♥!
7. still no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

lastly, not gonna lie I felt sad after defeating Malenia.
oh ya, it would be nice if FromSoftware add some explanation to all buff and debuff icon in game. or did I miss that?

Q: Would I play another playthrough?
A: if there's DLC, yes

9/10. 10/10 if they release GOOD DLC!


PS: to who ever create that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Attacking Falcon or Eagle or Hawk, EAT MY ♥♥♥♥ dude or have some LIGMA!!!


日本語　レビュー：

激おこぷんぷん丸のゲームデース！

間も無くプレイ時間が800時間達成する。ただただクリックしているぜ！

Dank I lost My SOUL

Step 1 Use your headset
Step 2 Close your eyes
Step 3 Feel Lara!!!!

69/10 b3wbs are real

In this game you can blame everything, you can blame your team, your friends, your internet, your PC, your mouse, your keyboard, the MatchMaking System, etc. You can easily learn new language without ♥♥♥♥-tionary.

Can't figure out how this game gonna end. Pimp My HEROES Simulator. Go R[A]T or GO HOME!!

322/420 would "steam" my time for doto

"Brothers - A Tale of ONE Sons" oopss I mean Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons.
At first, I thought this game is going to be like cheesy adventure of two brothers, but I was wrong (maybe). I like how this game has some settings about "medieval things" like giants or titans, "spider" etc. I think this game has a big potential but the execute not that really good, the puzzles were 2ez4me, and there's so much question about the settings like how can the giants or the titans dead and the other things. Im curious Im curious Im curious Im curious...

I like the part when I thought I finally got a "STRONG" Girlfriend and then surpriseeeee MOTHERYAKKER!!!! the next part happens.


Overall, I like this game, The concept is good, Another easy perfect game for achievement, You can be pro at controlling two characters ( well this is more like ForeverAlone game ).

I give this game 8/10

Assassination at its finest. -PA

great confusing gameplay.
such a beautiful vocaloid song by GLaDOS at the end. :p
10/10

11/10. great story, you never know what will you get as a good or obedient person.
you can get a new family as the best rewards, the kids are so cute!!!!!

11/10. too much decision. season 3 confirmed.