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The M4A4 Autobahn is my very first weapon skin.

Please give feedback, positive or negative, all welcome.

There is a kick called the Autobahn, which involves 3 legswitches, that is why there are 3 different patterns on the gun.
The "main" pattern res
Status - Pending, Created by - kilmanio
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Icky Aug 22 @ 1:44pm 
You play like a coward
Airhorn Solutions Aug 12 @ 1:18pm 
so whats up guys today i accidentally contracted snake aids!! HIV!! from a snake!! so this took place around the local chucky cheese, where they serve great pizza ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to perfection in the microwave

either whay this is a bit of a tanget but the piizz a feels really while playing in the ball pit
many weird sweat and odor. the rat man looks at me with disgust

anywho whule i was playing in the ball pit i thought the rat man had left a present for me. turns out it was a snake!!! he tried to keel me!! or so i thmink

the snake looked very and i thought maybe it would taseete so i took a bite

the slippery little snildo snuck out of my mouth and bit me!!! back

i felt some weird foaming out of my mouth. i thought was safe to consume

later i go to doctor Ash Rhamm and ask for rectal exam... i quickly realize i need to check the foaming from the mo

doctor say i have snaids?!!!!!!

The Jarl Aug 11 @ 1:43pm 
one thing the gamer world is certainly agreeing of, is that halo infinite is sure to be the highest numbered halo game yet
The Jarl Jun 16 @ 12:19pm 
My aunt didn't like that I spent all my time at home, I didn't even smoke weed or anything, I just had no friends. So she said, "Get a job you little ♥♥♥♥. You're the reason why your mother killed herself. She didn't want anything tying her down and now I'm stuck with you. You get a job or I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kick you out you lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥."

I got a job working the fryers at a local chicken joint. You see the scars on my arms? You think I was in a house fire? No, that's from the oil leaping out of the fryers. They're scars of war. We brine the chicken pieces before we put them in the deep fryers, and all the saltwater makes the canola oil angry. It's physics right there. The physics of chicken.
okki Jun 11 @ 2:32pm 
nice Killer, <3
The Jarl Mar 31 @ 1:08pm 
It has been theorized that the word hell was used to transfer ancient penguin concepts to Christian theology. Historians have focused on the beliefs of the Norse penguins, including a mystical underworld location named Hal ruled over by a gigantic albino penguin (also named Hal). Opponents of such ideas contend that this is a mistranslation of a Norse word for 'pagan' (one of many groups of non-Abrahamic religions) to the incorrect 'penguin' (a comical flightless bird of the Antarctic). While it is far more logical that early Christians would borrow concepts from existing religions rather than tuxedo-clad poultry, so-called Norse penguinist historians remain a vocal minority in the field of ancient theology.