+rep said beetlejuice three times

спасибо брат <3

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!!!!!! READ THIS BEFORE YOU PLAY AGAINST THIS PERSON !!!!!

Back in the Qin Dynasty (221–206 BC), I first faced this person in Dead by Daylight while playing Huntress. He was Claudette Morel (base game), and the map was Forgotten Ruins. Things went fine until Shangdhi, the emperor himself, ordered a firing squad that wiped us out instantly. The trial ended with him indoctrinating us into Fuxi and Nuwa culture.

The end-game chat was chaos. This person openly sided with Shangdhi, supporting reincarnation and, strangely, soft-boiled eggs. As Huntress (Lullaby of the Dark), I’m no stranger to Qin law. I remembered my ancestors’ philosophy: Legalism—strict laws, harsh punishments, centralized rule, and the belief in human selfishness. But the real issue? My family and his have been feuding for centuries. Shangdhi, Legalism—fine. The takeaway: always bring a map offering so you don’t end up clashing with rival families in your trials.

imagine if ninja got a HIGH TAPER FADE

Opinions on retro-decambulation?