[FP] jh34ghu43gu
Aaron
 
 
Join the late night mvm discord here [discord.gg]
Scottish handshake collector - if I added you this is probably why
Trade URL - view more info if you are adding me

NOTE: I DON'T HAVE CHAT ABILITY ON MOBILE I CANNOT RESPOND TO YOU IF I'M NOT AT HOME. EAT ♥♥♥♥ VALVE FOR YOUR STUPID ASS ANTI-FUNCTIONING UPDATE.

ARE YOU ADDING ME FOR...
TRADING?
There are only a few niche reasons to add me to trade.
1) You want to buy something I have listed on marketplace or SCM
2) You want to buy something in one of my alts
3) You want to do a cash trade with me
4) You want to make an offer on a temporarily untradable item I have just unboxed

If your reason for adding me isn't on this list then you can almost certainly communicate it through trade offers.
I have clearly marked almost every item in my backpack on backpack.tf accordingly to https://pastebin.com/6zKg1CJF and offers made that ignore my tags are liable to result in a block.

PLAYING MVM?
I mostly solo queue and do not like parties larger than 4 unless the party is doing something stupid like randomizer. I will almost never invite anyone to play mvm unless I am trying to snipe another friend's game and need a partner to q with. You are welcome to join my party if you see I am queuing or in mann up, but be aware that I lose motivation quickly and req often. And please don't use knockback if you ever want me to play with you more than once. 2c and expert almost exclusivly.

PLAYING CASUAL?
Roughly the same as mvm, I prefer soloq and don't like turbo large parties as those typically end up bringing me to 6v6 servers or 12v12 with 70% bots. I also ONLY play dustbowl unless helping a friend with contracts, don't complain about it; you have been informed.

TALKING?
https://nohello.net/
https://dontasktoask.com/

Other stuff
My configs [github.com] - Font pack to detect bots in votes [github.com] - My muted players file, has most bots as of march 2022 [cdn.discordapp.com]

Profile pic by http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043761385
My name might change for brief periods but the profile pic is (mostly) eternal.
All my achievements are legit as well as the strange weapon counts.
That said, some stats are skewed from community servers such as engineer points from tower defense.
TF2 Wiki page, mostly editing niche information, mvm related pages, and bugs.
Youtube - mostly mvm and bugs

No longer listing every alt here due to char constraints. All of them are admins in this group.
I do not trade on my alts, I send items from them to my main (this account) and then trade from here.

Funny chats
ZZR 03 : spawn camping isnt strat
GRAVYWILD : Well it works
GRAVYWILD joined team BLU
GRAVYWILD was moved to the other team for game balance
GRAVYWILD : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nopwoppers: How about
Nopwoppers: Powder inside of cheetos instead of outside?

Sentiel: you owe me 6 years of corn
[FP] jh34ghu43gu: :corn:
[FP] jh34ghu43gu: i spent $2.18 on that joke

Nopwoppers is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: I
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: AM
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: EATING
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: KIND
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: SIR
Nopwoppers: ♥♥♥♥ YOUR FOOD
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: IT'S TOO HOT
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: WOULD BURN ♥♥♥♥
Items Up For Trade
3,533
Items Owned
7,637
Trades Made
19,498
Market Transactions
VIEW MORE INFO IN MY INFO BOX IF YOU THINK THESE ARE FOR SALE

Every handshake above and below is different.

Current (March 5, 2024) handshake collection status:
49/49 pro ks combos on unique handshakes
41/49 pro ks combos on collector handshakes

Handshakes (and bootleggers) of note:
8 Chemistry Sets (2 Untouched)
Craft #18 Handshake
Craft #28 Handshake
Craft #30 Handshake (Spelled)
Craft #50 Handshake
Both sets of craft #333 Swashbuckler's Swag (duplicated)
8 Spelled Uniques (Including 1 non-craft)
3 Spelled Collector's
1 Duped Unique
The first Collector's Handshake
Collector's Handshake crafted and signed by the creator - NeoDement
Collector's Handshake crafted by me
Unique Handshake gifted by Robin Walker (Who?)
2 Level 1 Unique Handshakes (of ~32)
1 Level 2 Unique Handshake (of ~14)
1 Level 3 Unique Handshake (of ~3)
1 Level 7 Unique Handshake (of ~3) Dropped by and donated by Toughsox
1 Traded Origin Unique Handshake (of ~219)
1 Store Promotion Unique Handshake (of ~889) from October 20th, 2011

Craft #11 Bootlegger
Craft #50 Bootlegger
Collector's Bootlegger
Items Up For Trade
3,533
Items Owned
7,637
Trades Made
19,498
Market Transactions
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Australiums below are all level 0 which can only drop every 256 tours (per person per tour).
The 2nd sniper rifle is for sale, preferably to use in a deal for a level 0 I don't have.
This alt Contains the level 0 botkiller collection.

The random unique items are various fancy craft numbers:
#66,666 Marxman
#99,999 Bonk Boy (The first cosmetic to hit 100,000 crafts, 100k was deleted or in a private inv)
#100,000 Fortified Compound, Buccaneer's Bicorne, Rogue's Col Roule, and Rogue's Col Roule
#111,111 Unarmed Combat
#123,456 Nostromo Napalmer and Freedom Staff
#500,000 Ham Shank
#1,500,000 Spy-cicle

Items Up For Trade
3,533
Items Owned
7,637
Trades Made
19,498
Market Transactions
VIEW MORE INFO IN MY INFO BOX IF YOU THINK THESE ARE FOR SALE

This showcase:
Stranges that can't deal damage to tanks but have a Tanks Destroyed part on them anyway (you can still craft these so don't get scammed if someone tries to sell you it as a glitch).

Showcase above:
Universal killstreak kit items:
*Level 69 B.A.S.E. Jumper
*Sticky Jumper
*Strange Dalokohs Bar
*Strange Festive Sandvich
*Strange Festive Sapper
*Strange Early Supporter Crossing Guard
*Duck Journal (5/5 Duck Power)

Strange Unique Pain Train
Steam purchase origin (~1,617 of ~40,733) Non-Level 10 (~502 of ~1,617) Lumbricus Lid
Craft #8 Strange Phlogistinator
Craft #99 Strange Third Degree
Craft #3 Katyusha
No Sentry Kills Strange Southern Hospitality (Double Spelled)
No Tags PDA (Cannot remove name/desc tags from stock items, killstreak kits can create most of them but not PDA/Disguise kit, etc...)
Item ID #666,666,666 [backpack.tf] (Strange Jarate)
Tradable Black Rose
Legacy Paint Strange Vintage Camera Beard
Strange Haunted Kritz or Tread Canteen with 3 Robots Killed During Halloween parts
Loaner Tag C.A.P.P.E.R
Traded Origin (~478 of ~1,645) Vintage Bill's Hat
Tradable (~2,247 of 2.25 million and counting) Unique Pyrovision Goggles
Crafted Shotgun (1 of ~344; No tags with crafter name -> "clean")
Items Up For Trade
3,533
Items Owned
7,637
Trades Made
19,498
Market Transactions
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This showcase and the showcase above have all my mvm part stranges that aren't in a prior showcase (Phlogistinator, Flying Guillotine, Festive Chargin' Targe, Splendid Screen, and Kritz or Treat Canteen).

Notes:
The soldier banners don't have strange parts (can't put them on) but are probably 90% from mvm so I've put them here.
Similarly the Craft #100 Blood Banker doesn't have any robot parts, but I only use it in mvm so all the fires survived are from mvm.

The allied healing on the Trencher's Topper is all from mvm (I don't wear it outside of mvm - the few points on it are from panic switches and not changing loadout, usually never built a dispenser before switching). I have worn the Trencher's since getting metal massacre and have not taken it off for every mvm match since then.
I do wear the Mecha-Medes outside of mvm, the robot's part keeps track of mostly shield bashing.

The robro is worn almost all the time while I play mvm as any class since I got metal massacre, however sentry kills do not count to it and sometimes I will take it off during halloween mode when I'm playing heavy so I can have the full duchess set equipped. Because of these combos, my actual robots killed since metal massacre is probably 10-20% higher.

Since I wear the robro with the Trencher's, you can guess about how much I play engineer based on the tank's killed part between the two (at time of writing it's about 26.8%)


The showcases below are other stranges that I either use or are somewhat special (spelled/expensive).
Aussie flamethrower is lvl 0 cba putting it in the proper showcase rn.
Items Up For Trade
3,533
Items Owned
7,637
Trades Made
19,498
Market Transactions
VIEW MORE INFO IN MY INFO BOX IF YOU THINK THESE ARE FOR SALE

Couple strange cosmetics I wear that don't fit elsewhere. And the showcase above is obviously birds.

Recent Activity
46 hrs on record
last played on Jun 3
8.1 hrs on record
last played on Jun 2
Argos Jun 16 @ 10:02am 
I'll make you an offer (that you can freely refuse)
[FP] jh34ghu43gu Jun 11 @ 1:26am 
if you were still named sarah :steamsad:
antsizedant Jun 11 @ 1:10am 
how dare you not recognize every single person you've ever interacted with. disliked and unsubscribed
♡Ryan◇| B/O C/O Jun 7 @ 11:07pm 
ADD FOR TRADE
Grampa Swood Jun 2 @ 4:10am 
Card grind? How about you get on that Garfield Kart grind!
SpotlightR May 21 @ 7:01pm 
Added regarding you mentioning the collector's chemistry set json file