[FP] jh34ghu43gu
Aaron
 
 
Join the late night mvm discord here [discord.gg]
Scottish handshake collector - if I added you this is probably why
Trade URL - view more info if you are adding me

ARE YOU ADDING ME FOR...
TRADING?
There are only a few niche reasons to add me to trade.
1) You want to buy something I have listed on marketplace or SCM
2) You want to buy something in one of my alts
3) You want to do a cash trade with me
4) You want to make an offer on a temporarily untradable item I have just unboxed

If your reason for adding me isn't on this list then you can almost certainly communicate it through trade offers.
I have clearly marked almost every item in my backpack on backpack.tf accordingly to https://pastebin.com/6zKg1CJF and offers made that ignore my tags are liable to result in a block.

PLAYING MVM?
I mostly solo queue and do not like parties larger than 4 unless the party is doing something stupid like randomizer. I will almost never invite anyone to play mvm unless I am trying to snipe another friend's game and need a partner to q with. You are welcome to join my party if you see I am queuing or in mann up, but be aware that I lose motivation quickly and req often. And please don't use knockback if you ever want me to play with you more than once. 2c and expert almost exclusivly.

PLAYING CASUAL?
Roughly the same as mvm, I prefer soloq and don't like turbo large parties as those typically end up bringing me to 6v6 servers or 12v12 with 70% bots. I also ONLY play dustbowl unless helping a friend with contracts, don't complain about it; you have been informed.

TALKING?
https://nohello.net/
https://dontasktoask.com/

Other stuff
My configs [github.com] - Font pack to detect bots in votes [github.com] - My muted players file, has most bots as of march 2022 [cdn.discordapp.com]

Profile pic by http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043761385
My name might change for brief periods but the profile pic is (mostly) eternal.
All my achievements are legit as well as the strange weapon counts.
That said, some stats are skewed from community servers such as engineer points from tower defense.
TF2 Wiki page, mostly editing niche information, mvm related pages, and bugs.
Youtube - mostly mvm and bugs

No longer listing every alt here due to char constraints. All of them are admins in this group.
I do not trade on my alts, I send items from them to my main (this account) and then trade from here.

Funny chats
ZZR 03 : spawn camping isnt strat
GRAVYWILD : Well it works
GRAVYWILD joined team BLU
GRAVYWILD was moved to the other team for game balance
GRAVYWILD : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nopwoppers: How about
Nopwoppers: Powder inside of cheetos instead of outside?

Sentiel: you owe me 6 years of corn
[FP] jh34ghu43gu: :corn:
[FP] jh34ghu43gu: i spent $2.18 on that joke

Nopwoppers is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
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[FP]jh34ghu43gu: KIND
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: SIR
Nopwoppers: ♥♥♥♥ YOUR FOOD
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: IT'S TOO HOT
[FP]jh34ghu43gu: WOULD BURN ♥♥♥♥
Items Up For Trade
2,727
Items Owned
6,718
Trades Made
17,854
Market Transactions
VIEW MORE INFO IN MY INFO BOX IF YOU THINK THESE ARE FOR SALE


My collections are getting a bit out of hand and thus they are starting to not fit in this box. I have moved non-handshake related collections to this pastebin [pastebin.com] if you are interested (not usually up-to-date). Reminder that using backpack.tf group by tags is one of the best ways to view my backpack.

Handshake related stuff:
7 chem sets
Craft #18 handshake
Craft #30 handshake
8 Unique exorcism (of ~99 tradable) and 3 Collector exorcism (of ~17)
2 Level 1 handshakes (of ~33)
1 Level 2 handshake (of ~15)
1 Level 3 handshake (of ~3)
1 duped unique handshake (surprisingly hard to find)
A few "earned" handshakes (from duel wins)
One of the first non-crafted handshakes in the game with item id 531,394,080 (From October 20th, 2011 - 1 week after release)
8+ handshakes from my mvm tours
49/49 possible ks effects on unique handshakes
38 Collector handshakes
The first collector handshake
Collector handshake crafted by me
Collector handshake crafted by neoDement and signed (handshake creator)
Unique Handshake gifted by Robin Walker (For $130 lol)
Unique non-craft handshake I purchased from the store myself (lol)

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============Unusuals unboxed - 73 ========= Unusualifiers - 71 =============
=============== God tiers - 4 ============== One-of-Ones - 5 =============
=================== 10,000+ crates/cases unboxed ======================
======================Unusual rate ~0.69%===========================
Note Nov. 2022: I have gotten lazy with the stats and rely on a program to look through my inventoryhistory for the numbers. Expect a ~0.1% deviation for missing events.

:shinygems: Starstorm insomnia B'aaarrg-n-bicorne (on alt)
:shinygems: Disco beat down familiar fez
:shinygems: Terror watt Rather festive tree

:shinygems: Miami Nights Sky High Fly Guy
:shinygems: Molten mallard outdoorsman

:winter2019sadbulb: I see you unusualifier
:shinygems::cheers_: BURNING FLAMES WINTER WOODSMAN HOLY HECKERINO
(14/15 multi class crate unbox *spree*)
:shinygems: Miami nights executioner (24 multi class crates to celebrate the woodsman)
:shinygems: Massed flies Well-Rounded Rifleman
:shinygems: Smoking universal translator

:winter2019sadbulb: Box trot and skullcracker unusualifiers
:winter2019sadbulb:Mannrobics unusualifier
(and strange shooting star) from 5 boxes
:winter2019sadbulb: Scotsmann stagger unusualifier from 9 boxes
:shinygems::cheers_: Strange Unusual Shot To Hell Pistol (Field-Tested) Hot from 15 boxes (was thinking about buying a FN unusual RL and decided to go try to unbox sum skins lmao)
:shinygems: Cloud 9 Universal Translator from 15 boxes again
:winter2019sadbulb: Oblooterated unusualifier from 5 boxes (thanks for the crates sentiel)
:winter2019sadbulb: Bunnyhopper unusualifier from 8 cases
:winter2019sadbulb: The Proletariat Posedown Unusualifier from 26 cases (after fuckin 100+ dry boxes oof)
:winter2019sadbulb: Flippen Awesome Unusualifier (christmas 2018)
:shinygems: Death by disco smokey sombrero (15 gargoyles)
:shinygems: Purple confetti burning bandana
:shinygems: Miami nights texas slim's dome
:shinygems: Purple Energy Cyborb stunt helmet

:winter2019sadbulb: Boston breakdance unusualifier (20 boxes last one)
:shinygems: Miami nights hard counter + TS Tornado air strike (8 crates)
:shinygems: Blizzard storm grenadier's softcap (~50 crates or so)
:shinygems: Death at dusk crocleather slouch (10 EOTL crate#3 with a strange hat)
:winter2019sadbulb: Party Trick Unusualifier
:shinygems: G. Fetti Toy Soldier from the great unusual depression 07/26/19
:shinygems: Vicious Vortex Convict Cap
:winter2019sadbulb: Balloonibouncer and Skullcracker Unusualifiers
:winter2019sadbulb: Head case unusualifier
:shinygems: Green Energy Spook Specs
:winter2019sadbulb: Party Trick unusualifier
:shinygems: Fifth Dimension Bat Hat
:shinygems: Green Confetti Vampire Vanquisher
:shinygems: Kill-a-Watt Prehistoric Pullover
:shinygems: Circling Peace Sign Bumble Beenie
:shinygems: Cool Quack Canvassed War Paint (WW)
:shinygems: Circling TF Logo Frontier Djustice
:shinygems: Electric Hat Protector Universal Translator
:shinygems: Hot Clover Camo'd War Paint (FT)
:shinygems: Isotope Calavera Canvas War Paint (FT) - TY Shocked for crate <3
:shinygems: Molten Mallard Birdcage
:shinygems::cheers_: Strange Unusual Kill Covered (Field-Tested) Cool from 1 case :)
:shinygems: Hot Shot to Hell Scattergun (FT) (over 200 dry during SF XII)
:shinygems: Cool Candy Coated War Paint (MW) (Last pumpkin from halloween contracts)
:winter2019sadbulb: Trackman's Touchdown Unusualifier
Strange Freedom Wrapped War Paint (FN)
:winter2019sadbulb: Luxury Lounge unusualifier with Strange Bank Rolled FN war paint
:shinygems: Sunbeams Killing Tree
:shinygems: :scared4life: Aces High Otolaryngologists Mirror
(on alt)
:winter2019sadbulb: Scorcher's Solo Unusualifier
:shinygems: Isotope Anodized Aloha War Paint (FT)
:shinygems: Isotope Piña Polished War Paint (FT)

:shinygems: Green Energy Professional's Pom Pom
:winter2019sadbulb: The Table Tantrum unusualifier
:winter2019sadbulb: Soldier's Requiem unusualifier
:shinygems: Searing Plasma Scout Shako - After opening 834 crate #103
- I think i missed some unusualifiers between here and the next thing (Approx 10 according to my program)-
**Missing some stuff that got cut off when this box got too big, will fix eventually**
:shinygems: Strange Orbiting Fire Tyrant's Helm 1o1 strange
:shinygems: Smoking Halogen Head Lamp
:shinygems: Hot Cardboard War Paint (WW)
:shinygems: Circling Peace Sign Hot Dogger

:winter2019sadbulb: Scooty Scoot unusualifier
:shinygems: Cool Bamboo Brushed War Paint (MW)
:shinygems: Hot Haunted Ghosts War Paint (FT)

:winter2019sadbulb: Victory Lap unusualifier
:winter2019sadbulb: Panzer Pants unusualifier

:shinygems: Cool Cardboard Boxed War Paint (FT)
:winter2019sadbulb: Carlton unusualifier
:shinygems: Cool Haunted Ghosts War Paint (FT)
:shinygems: GE Crocleather Slouch
:shinygems: Sunbeams Timeless Topper
:shinygems: Smoking Merc's Mohawk
:shinygems: Cloud 9 Trencher's Topper
:shinygems: Blizzardy Storm Killer's Kabuto

:winter2019sadbulb: Carlton unusualifier
:winter2019sadbulb: Zoomin' Broom unusualifier
:winter2019sadbulb: Yeti Punch unusualifier
:winter2019sadbulb: Yeti Smash unusualifier
:winter2019sadbulb: Scotsmann's Stagger unusualifier
:winter2019sadbulb: Director's Vision unusualifier

Strange Miami Element War Paint (MW) (20 winter 2017 cases for birthday)
:shinygems: Terror-Watt Cadaver's Cranium
:shinygems: Isotope Anodized Aloha War Paint (WW)
:shinygems: Dead Pres. Scotch Bonnet

Like 15 unusualifiers during the 2022 scream fortress event
:shinygems: Spectral Wick Bomb Beanie
:shinygems: Strange Horsemann's Hack Twisted Topper
:shinygems: Cursed Forever! Elf Esteem
:shinygems: Cursed Forever! Woolen Warmer
(1o1)
:shinygems: Malevolent Monoculi Well Wrapped Hat
:shinygems: Wicked Wick Hephaistos' Handcraft
:shinygems: Moth Plague Warhood
:shinygems: O. Fire Das Maddendoktor
:shinygems: Strange Hot Leopard Printed War Paint (WW)
:shinygems: Isotope Spirit
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My most recent aussie/unusual will be in the screenshot showcase below.

My mvm experience


This pastebin [pastebin.com] also contains a link to a google sheets that contains all of my loot if you're interested in data crunching some high tour's loot. Not regularly updated.
==========Total Aussies - 41(+8) ========= Avg 27-30 tours per aussie ==========
==2c only==Longest dry streak - 109 ===== Tour count as of update - 1,129 ==========
If I got a good pro fab before this I failed to record it. First aussie at 62 tho :c
Team Shine Cerebral Discharge Rocket launcher fab: tour 60
:yellowrubberduck: (First) Australium Frontier Justice: tour 62
Mean Green Discharge sniper rifle fab: tour 66
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium Force-A-Nature: tour 68 (wrap assassin pro fab violet/fire horns)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Black Box: tour 81
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Blutsauger: tour 82
:yellowrubberduck: Australium knife: tour 102
:yellowrubberduck: Australium knife: tour 113
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Ambassador: tour 127
Deadly Daffodil Incinerator Wrench fabricator: tour 149
Mean Green Hypno Beam Flame Thrower fabricator: tour 170-177 (forgot to record until later)
Manndarian flames wrench fabricator: tour 215
Manndarian incinerator tomislav fabricator: tour 216 (two in a row bby)
Mean Green Incinerator smg fabricator: tour 222
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Grenade launcher: tour 236 (109 dry REEEEEEE)
Team Shine Incinerator Escape plan fab: tour 245
=========== RESET BADGE 257 === (Proof in screenshot showcase) =========
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium Grenade launcher: tour 269 (nice) (pro third degree)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Ambassador: tour 277
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Axtinguisher: tour 283
TS Singularity SMG fab: tour 304 or 303 (idr)
TS Discharge Wrench fab: tour 305
Daffodil Discharge Wrench fab: tour 310 (ANOTHAONE)
Violet Singularity Degreaser fab: tour 321
TS Direct Hit fab: tour 322
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Eyelander: tour 350
Manndarian Incinerator Dragon's fury fab: tour 364
Daffodil Flames Medi-gun fab: tour 380
TS Flames Minigun fab: tour 398 (Side note last mission was hh and I got an A+ as scout)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Scattergun: tour 405
TS fire horns vaccinator pro fab: tour 409 (with violet minigun and heatmakers fabs)
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium axtinguisher: tour 415 (daffodil singularity backburner)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium axtinguisher: tour 416
Hot Rod Fire Horns Knife fab: tour 432
Mean Green Tornado Wrench fab: tour 470
Team Shine Singularity Pan fab: tour 479
Team Shine Fire Horns Pistol fab: tour 489
Violet Incinerator Medi-gun pro fab with hot rod RL spec fab AND violet RL spec fab: tour 495
Violet Incinerator Conscientious Objector pro fab: tour 498
:yellowrubberduck: Australium knife: tour 517 (101 dry oof)
Hot Rod Incinerator Pan pro fab (No screenshot): tour 530
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Tomislav: tour 550
Emerald Discharge Iron Bomber fab: tour 568
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Frontier Justice: tour 578
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Tomislav: tour 597
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium Force-A-Nature: tour 601 (spec grenade, pro kukri)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Sniper Rifle: tour 654
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Black Box: tour 668
Daffodil Hypno Minigun pro fab: tour 676
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium Scattergun: tour 710 (spec pomson/pain train, pro nine iron)
Team Shine Incinerator Knife fab: tour 734
Deadly Daffodil Fire Horns Quickie Bomb fab: tour 767
Hot Rod Hypno-Beam Eyelander fab: tour 776
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Axtinguisher: tour 795 (85 dry oof)
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium Sniper Rifle: tour 804 (spec machina, pro pain train)
Deadly Daffodil Fire Horns Wrench fab: tour 820
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Flame Thrower: tour 824
Hot Rod Incinerator Iron Bomber fab: tour 827
Violet Discharge Degreaser fab: tour 836 or 837
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Ambassador: tour 846
Mean Green Singularity Original fab: tour 878
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Scattergun: tour 883
:yellowrubberduck: Australium SMG: tour 910
Hot Rod Fire Horns Black Rose fab: tour 912
Team Shine Tornado Eyelander fab: tour 914 (with spec sniper VV)
Team Shine Fire Horns Quick-Fix fab: tour 935
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium Force-A-Nature: tour 938 (Flying guillotine pro fab daffodil discharge and normal knife)
Team Shine Hypno-Beam Vaccinator fab: tour 944 (and normal flame thrower + spec knife)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Knife: tour 958
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Wrench: tour 978
Fire Horns Manndarin Cow Mangler fab: tour 988
Deadly Daffodil Flames Gunslinger fab: tour 1,006
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium Flame Thrower: tour 1,009 (Big Kill pro fab hot rod incinerator)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Blutsauger: tour 1,013
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Rocket Launcher: tour 1,020
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Ambassador: tour 1,053
:yellowrubberduck::fourleafclover: Australium Frontier Justice: tour 1,106 (Sniper pro fab manndarin incin)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Scattergun: tour 1,116
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Minigun: tour 1,121
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Medi-Gun: tour 1,124 <-- 1,440 tours total to get every australium drop.
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Black Box: tour 1,129
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Mecha - :yellowrubberduck: Australium Stickybomb Launcher: tour 26
Gear Grinder :yellowrubberduck: Australium Flame Thrower: tour 110 (110 drystreak highest so far)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Force-a-Nature: tour 146
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Stickybomb Launcher: tour 181
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Grenade Launcher: tour 206
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Medi-Gun: tour 303
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Force-a-Nature: tour 326 (LEVEL 69 WOO)
:yellowrubberduck: Australium Black Box: tour 348



:yellowrubberduck: Australium Frontier Justice 5 tours in expert on a challenge alt
========I've decided to keep track of my damage high scores as of 07/10/19=======
=======These are for two cities only and if I didn't screenshot it I won't record it======

Empire - 367,807 on 11/12/18 I don't remember class picks
Metro - 302,306 on 2/22/22 Demo - Heavy x5 (dmg reset w3, teammate provided ss https://i.imgur.com/myvBvH2.png )
Hamlet - 176,657 on 05/19/19 don't remember class picks
Botbash - **239,727 on 08/30/22 Heavy x6 Demo on last, canteens on w6/7 only

Best scout damage with an A+ into the final wave - 90,592 on botbash 12/28/20
Best medic damage - 99,852 on metro 10/07/19

Most points - 2,036 from empire on 08/25/2020 (Also 465 ks)

**251,419 on 03/05/18 is technically more but this was pre gas passer nerf so I won't count it

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Created by - Hebe
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In this guide I tried to collect all the edges you can stand on in a very popular map cp_dustbowl.
2022 edit: added spy bonus and bunch of other spots. Spots are still valid. Some text notes were omitted.
Why I left/Why you got kicked.
If you came from my profile from an mvm match, this text box is for you. Otherwise you can probably skip it.

When I will leave (numbered for reference purposes):
1) Waves1-3 pyro
2) More than two 0 tours
3) Wave 1 cheater - I will attempt to kick/throw any other wave.
4) Certain players who don't like me for some reason - no need to have a heated lobby.
5) Three or more players with ♥♥♥♥ upgrades (knockback rage, disposable, etc...)
6) Trying to snipe a friend's game

Why I leave over staying:
I hope reason's 3, 4, & 6 are self explanatory. The other 3 have to do with low skill players and it seems like a decent amount of people think high tours should stay to help new players out. Some people do this, in fact I used to try and help when I could, but after around 400 tours something become clear to me that a lot of high tours realize : ~80% of players you try to help will not listen. It doesn't matter the reason; they mute the game, they don't speak the same language, they don't care about working as a team: it's all the same after awhile - our advice goes largely ignored. And so the question to ask becomes "Do I want to spend an hour trying to help someone(s) who, 4 out of 5 times, will ignore me or do I want to spend less than 10 minutes requeuing for a team that already has a good idea of how this mode works that will win in <40 minutes?" The math doesn't lie, req will often save over an hour of time every tour, not to mention all the headaches of seeing idiots who didn't bother to learn anything before jumping straight into advanced or expert coop missions.
In the end, it's not my responsibility to teach the basics of this mode. A guide and/or boot camp accomplishes that w/o headache to other players who expected that paying a dollar meant their teammates would at least know a scout grabs most of the money, dispenser range is a priority upgrade, demos use stickies to drop meds, etc... You don't have to agree with this, be the change you want to see, but I prefer to enjoy my tour experience and losing gate A every wave of Manhattan is not enjoyable to me.

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When I will kick / f1 you:
1) Party member or other high tour I know called it.
2) Continued doing X after being told at least twice to stop.
3) Cheater
4) Known troll (rare)
5) You sniped a spot reserved for a friend
6) You needed an ego check (rare)

Why you got kicked:
3 & 4 should be self explanatory. Is 5 petty? Perhaps, but if you sniped my game do you really have any ground to complain? #2 should also be pretty explanatory, I try to give at least 2 chat messages before I consider kicking someone but my friends aren't always that nice so you might end up getting kicked after one warning. I rarely encounter a #6 kick but since it does happen I thought to include it, these people are usually bossing around me and my friends (usually with bad advice) and are often ignoring anything we say back; hilariously they usually have <6 tours and <500 hours. If you are kicked for #1 AND you don't fall into any other category, it wasn't personal, it's just I value my friend's opinions more than yours :)

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I prefer to leave over kicking which is why I like to stick in single or duo queue, you have your right to this gamemode too, but I ain't gonna hold your hand through it.

Please stop picking pyro wave 1.
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[TGP] Russell 14 hours ago 
+rep thank you again for yesterday that was a dumpster fire and added you as you're cool, Aaron. ^_^
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[FP] jh34ghu43gu May 16 @ 2:06am 
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Danny May 13 @ 6:56am 
Are you interested in trading your "Scottish Handshake"? Thank you!