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not it.

an overpaid team of higher up's with decades of industry experience combined! spewed out hot garbage for 10 years. turning a multi-billion dollar franchise into nothing, could have been a trillion dollar franchise easily, maybe use brain? @microsoft

after microsoft buys steam, their cs2 updates will make all skins worthless

Campaign, zombies, multiplayer, combat training (bots), everything amazing.

Me and the boys defended the base sternly but the enemies overwhelmed us with their helicopters and zombies. So we tried again and again and again, but suddenly one of the boys vanished to burn the midnight oil during day time (?). Our final few tries as the boys included valiantly shooting our weapons as much as we could at the enemies, but they would rush us with facts and knowledge we couldn't openly dispute. And then our boy afk'd for the eighth billionth time and we dispersed back into the desktops drawing boxes. Pretty good shoot 'em game though.

No real progression. Nothing to play for. I could win ten billion fights, yet have nothing to show for it. Where is the ELO? Where are the competitive ranks? How do I get Global in this game? Where is the FACEIT Pro League for this game? Why isn't my sword StatTrak™, so it can track the number of kills I have with each weapon?

Why isn't the progression 100x times better, all you do is unlock random pieces of armour for each character some of which you need real life money. But shouldn't there be 10 to 30 times more armour pieces? Shouldn't there be a deeper tree of armour to unlock? Why isn't the customisation for each character deeper than conspiracy rabbit holes?

All it is, is charging at others with melee weapons or standing wayyy back like a poof with a bow... why doesn't the game go deeper than this? Where is the skin market? Where is anything other that makes this game deeper than the core functionality? Sure there are multiple maps, but it's still just big melee fights, so the maps don't make much of a difference it's just a different setting.

Chivalry 2 more like 'Big Melee Fight 2'.

Why does this game average below 4,000 players? Because no one has a reason to bot this game, and there is no long term progress, XP, levels, and eventually gold armour is too basic and not enough.

You play as the main character without any real consequences. You get to blow stuff up, drive super cars, make lots of money, and carry out heists. Someone's addicted to spite death matching on random official servers, even if they're cheaters. Who thought we would end up being the nameless characters walking around filling up the scenery. Am stuck on the LinkedIn mission, grinding out apps.

Man was rotting in a green hot metal box with empty meal deals scattered all over the desk and floor. Cardboard boxes of random stuff acquired over the years watching me run in and die to a group of randoms. Damage check? Damage check? Damage check? Damage check? Instead of actually trying to win.

Tyrone and Plod. Come we go fam. Yeah yeah. Aye hop on fam. Aye what we doing. Is it a Valheim ting? Aye der's baree mandem yano. There was an Iman guy that was producing false videos of trading stocks, and I realised you make way more money producing fake videos of successful trading rather than trading. Tried day trading in this game while I was in the basement of my base, do not bother lol. But yeah this game was a hot metal green box as well, just rotting away in a heated up box for no reason. Should have went outside in the shade zod zammit. Lastly tho, I can't lie this game is damn near perfect, too bad my ores got stolen.

Use to play this back in the dayyyyyy. You click and hover a massive map where should your troops go. You get squads of a few men to shoot at squads of a few men and boom, you win or lose. This was actually fun back in the day, but it was basically impossible to beat on the highest difficulties. This was a square head and Tyrone game.

2009 - 2010 (Xbox 360)
I had no internet at the time, but my friend did and downloaded the demo on a USB and brought it over to my house.

2011 - 2012 (Xbox Live)
Eventually got internet and Xbox Live and played it every day after school with 3 friends.

2013 - 2023 (PC)
I play this game once every two years for nostalgia :)