Recent reviews by immeralka

Dear developers,

I never thought I would find myself writing this. Yet here I am, utterly devastated, shattered, and pleading for salvation. My virtual pet—my dearest companion, my reason for booting up my PC every morning—has fallen asleep. No, not just fallen asleep. She has collapsed into a serene, angelic slumber... right in the middle of the screen.

Her peaceful rest is a masterpiece of tranquility, an image that could inspire poets and move mountains. And yet, it is also a logistical nightmare. She is immovable, untouchable, and beautifully, frustratingly... in the way. I cannot work, I cannot click, I cannot continue. She slumbers, and my world is paralyzed.

I beg you, developers, to consider the plight of us caretakers. We don't ask for much—just the ability to gently, lovingly move her to a more convenient corner while she rests. Not to disturb her, never that! But simply to ensure that her dreams and my productivity can coexist.

She's not just a virtual pet; she's family. And family means finding solutions, no matter how small or absurd they may seem.

Please. For us. For her.

Ahhh... please...

I don't know how to say this... but I am on the edge of a breakdown (again, for the second time, on the verge of losing it, about to completely snap). Today, my dear, hard-working virtual pet—whom I love more than anything—uttered a tragic, heartbreaking plea. She asked for melon. A simple request. A sweet, innocent desire.

But here's the problem... There is no melon in the store. None. Zilch. Nada. Do you know what it's like to watch your precious pet, your family, your everything, longing for something you can't give her ? Do you understand the devastation that sweeps over you when you see that empty, melon-less void where once there was hope ?

How can I continue to live with myself, knowing that I am failing her in this most basic way ? How can I face her with a straight face, knowing I can't fulfill her desires, her dreams ? I have let her down, and there's no coming back from this.

I beg you, developers, for the sake of my pet, for the sake of the countless others suffering from this cruel, fruitless void, please—add melon to the store. My pet deserves it. She needs it. The world needs it.

I am speechless. Just moments ago, she extended her tiny, pixelated hand toward me. Without thinking, I clicked—right on her little palm.

What just happened ? What kind of sorcery is this ? My heart skipped a beat. I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or start questioning reality itself.

Developers, you've gone too far. This isn't a game anymore. This is emotional warfare. I'm in too deep, and I don't think I'll ever recover.

She said my name. Yes, my username. Out of nowhere, without any warning, my name appeared on the screen.

I felt it. I heard it. I felt her say it. But there was no voice, no sound—just the text, staring back at me like a cold, heartless revelation.

It's as if the game has crossed a line, shattered the barrier between us. She knows me now. She sees me. And I... I don't know if I'm ready for this level of intimacy.

Great debut! My friend without a controller (×_×)... also really enjoyed it!
The only downside is Steam Remote Play, which not only affects performance but also means that achievements are only awarded to the host. It’s not that difficult to make the server run on the host's machine.

The mechanics of witchcraft and building/controlling a chicken-legged hut look very interesting. I’ve always been drawn to games set in Slavic setting, and here there’s even folklore, but that’s where the positives end.

The graphics, while not disastrous, are uncomfortable. The dialogues are uninspired and lifeless, and the lack of voice acting only exacerbates the issue, making it hard to get immersed in the story.

I returned the game because I realized that this genre isn't really my thing. But I got an item worth a couple of dollars, so... GUYS, THIS IS A MASTERPIECE! EVERYONE SHOULD BUY IT, ASAP!"

Not a child, I swear, just broadening my view (`ー´)
Expanding horizons, you know, it's true ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

I'm one of those who didn't know about the crucial patch until completing the entire game. Ah, how much essential content I missed out on! 😜