iitzKJ
Gingerbread Man   Liban-Sud, Lebanon
 
 
A gingerbread man sits in his gingerbread house. Is he made of house? Or is the house made of flesh? He screams, for he does not know.
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Middle Boi
Real quotes
:stunbomb:My Quotes::stunbomb:

- "Look how the turns have tabled"

- “you ever just like breathe air to flex on fish?”

- “i'm not fat i just play real life on stretched res”

- "i love wiener art"

- "16D audio makes my brain lag"

- "You're being arrested for being gay, welcome to the middle east"

- "I'm the type of guy to throw a flash and yell SOLAR FLARE"

- "Shut the f*ck thron"

- "a wise doctor once wrote:

~~-~~ ~^~~~ -~."

- "I once tried to be a rappist, but that didn't work out very well"

- “If you suck you’re getting sucked”

- "Isn't getting married just pre-ordering a milf?"

- "do you have a wireless battery?"

- "F*ck off, I bet you watch p*rn from the girl's POV you f*ggot"

- "F*ck you Tom, I bet you look like the underbelly of a stingray"

- "You sound like Mickey Mouse if he was a rat"

:nothing_personal:McClain’s Quotes::nothing_personal:

- "My ball bleak"

- "What the f*ck you tryna mean?"

- "God is a pedophile"

- "Not gonna lie, your voice is turning my dog on"

- "I stretch'd"

- "Great state of britain"

- "I'm literally quoting myself from your quote that's a quotation"

- "I like watching porn on a sunday morning because it's god's day, so he can go f*ck himself
while i f*ck myself"

- "I f*cking hate the simpsoms"

- "MissesHippi"

- "They were having the f*cks"

- "This bltch had multiple crap"

- "You can't burn cars, you can set them on fire though"

- "They are fenemists"

- "I'm going to cook a cake tomorrow"

- ”What does that stop sign say?

- "N*gga lights"

- "Once you're on Destiny, re-live your screen"

- "hola dora it's me b*tches"

- "I HAVE A BOMB"

- "I wouldn't be talking Ron, you got a baboons a.ss"

- "I was sleeping half asleep"

- "tonight's today"

- "You know a woman lives 3 times a month"

- “drop the chris”

- "Depends on how much tiddy tissue she has"

- "Father?"

- "Electronically finger f*ck your mum"

- "Did he also he u bltch?"

- "You overgrown long neck brown hair crepe"

- "i dont think youre a tall kind of person thats why in real life youre short"

- "Some countries have a different winning"

- "Got sh*t in the case imma shower"

- "Hotdog wasnt born in the US"

- "You got KJ clips me when I speak and Chris clips me when I talk"

- "I'm not blind, just tabbed"

- “How tall is a 2x4?”

- "that's why ron is a right wing side back"

- "I’m 99% blind in the ear"

- "Again? I was again once"


:gaylord:Thron/Frost’s Quotes::gaylord:

- “i have ebola”

- "I can't tell the difference between a male and a guy"

- “He has two line”

- "I'm a Semi-Pro at Fortnite"

- "Does anybody wants half sha.t pants"

- “If you stare at the TV for too long your eyes will become squares”

- "I'm gonna shove a kfc bottle up your a.ss"

- "I always cook water"

- "Hey guys welcome back to another video, ALi-A here and today i got my son pregnant"

- "face tats on her tlts"

- ”I will pull up on your block and suck your c*ck FYI im not wearing Socks”

- "my 𝓪𝓼𝓼 in your 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴"

- "I'm a pedo"

- "mecicko"

- "I like my men like I like my coffee, n*gger"

- "imagine being permablobbed"


:heavensrage:Chris's Quotes::heavensrage:

- better to drip than drown

- My d*ck just got punched by a f*cking toad

- Blacks didnt have Hitler so thats a W for the whites

- "Thron
you are the gayest straight man I know"

- "Dave"

- "Thron you have downs (credits to Chris)"

- "Bro I am sad that Hitler missed your grandparents"

- "Im the dad rizzler"

- "he so short they dont see him as a threat"

- “Im gonna add that to my stroke montage”

- "But I screamed inside myself"



:gentlemanrandy:Kezzek's Quotes::gentlemanrandy:

- Yeah we had games like mercy and chicken , the UK probably had games like “count the beans” and “where are my knickers”

- "If it turned out that mcclain was a computer that like is only on when his brother remembers to turn him on"

- "I just farted and it smells like fresh cooked roasted chicken"





:toilet_paper:Random Quotes::toilet_paper:

- "I'm a registered flex offender" ~ Anomaly

-"Yoooo Ahsoka got that mad peen" ~ JediDiah

-"He's speaking in the language of the ass" ~ Hexed

-CT 1980 Smashy (STEAM_0:1:82446610) attempted to use Ban on you.

-"Do you speak suicide bomber?" ~ Texas

-"I got salty milk in my a.ss crack" ~ rosey

- "I'm am Shroud" ~ M.Microwave

- "If you run out of money just walk" ~ Madone

- "I'm gonna combine 5 pcs into 1. All for the cost of 6 pcs" ~ Linus Sebastian

- ● DEAD Mates0609‎ : i thin be toxic is not good for comunity

- "Imagine trying to defuse a bomb if you're an Arab" ~ NKRF

- "Call me a Jew because my drip Is-rael" ~ Anomaly

- "We can fix global warming if we blow up the sun" ~ Technoblade

- "I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans" ~ Technoblade

- "Each wasted second is a second wasted." ~ John Cena

- "Her face is just a number" ~ ImSuda

- "idk what pigs school goes to" ~ tutubirdo

- "is the forth of july on 14th or 15th?" ~ u/wickedflame77

- "yo dude did you know that nazi's evolve from monkeys" ~ Rigs

- "if you f*ck around i will literally eat a.ss" ~ Numb

- "I know you'd knew this one"

- "You're putting dlcks in my mouth"

- "You have a better finish than Johnny Sins"

- "I'll shove my ass up your phone if you don't stop"

- "Do you want to see me at orange juice wrld or orange orange vodka vodka and orange orange vodka vodka with orange orange juice wrld vodka orange orange vodka orange cider vodka"

- "do you removed it?"

- "you're my home screen and lock is my max screen"

- "I'm exiting children"

- “i like coc”

- "I don't use Euro because i'm not from Euro"

- "You're like a potato, fat and yellow"

- "RonBird": am stealing this like your mum stole half of your dads sh*t
"RonBird": dab

- "Suicide is a bltch move"

- "You have a higher percentage of getting an std compared to making any shot"

- "The two r𝗲tards are f*cking retarded"

- "Shut up KJ you have so much 𝓪𝓼𝓼 hair when you 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 it comes out clear"

- "I'm a reverse jew"

- "Is your dad married to your stepmom?"

- McClain:"She got tricks if you know what am sayin"
Ronbird:"what did you expect? for her to pull a rabbit out of her ♥♥♥♥♥?"

- "Damn ive picked alot of cotton"

- "You bread retarded, what's your point?"

- "Chris is in norway, so he's home"

- "I just burped out of my nose"

- "horizontal is up and down right?"

- "Children do it best"


:brfire:Conversation Quotes::brfire:

- iitzKJ: What do you have to go through to name yourself on minecraft "ToastKitten"?
McClain: Drink a lotta toast

- [OOC] Jedi Battlemaster Cin Drallig: I HAVE FINALLY LEARNED THE SECRET OF THE KNIFE
[OOC] 2ndACL COL Barlex: ye you left click

- iitzKJ:My mobile data is dying faster than me
McClain: Umm R.I.P KJ let him Allah Akbar in peace
iitzKJ:That’s literally boom booms and extra real fireworks



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1Roan Mar 20 @ 10:15am 
nerd
real. Jan 19 @ 4:55pm 
this man has made me go though so much pain.... would post again:steamthumbsup:
StealthshotRETRO Dec 30, 2023 @ 2:25pm 
GINGERBREAD
honja Nov 11, 2023 @ 12:08pm 
IM NOT A FEMBOY
McClain Jan 17, 2023 @ 4:19pm 
Thanks for letting me use your beach house for the week, Sydney harbour was amazing great views
Chris May 27, 2022 @ 1:47pm 
-rep tosic