Recent reviews by faggoloid

it does the things. the more you know, the more you make. it has become a comfortable medium.

i went to bed doing card combo stacks in my sleep. i still lost.

i love it

Totally love this game, runs surprisingly well on an 800 dollar cyberpower pc- stock.

The graphics, character design and environments are all awesome. Story's a little weak in my opinion but that's okay- its just a hitman shooty pew pew game. The focus on stealth and urge to kill your targets only brings a fun challenge to the game, the auto checkpoints are super helpful for when you inevitably screw up and have to fight like 6 dudes with shotguns. The detail in the levels and the multiple ways you can kill your targets gives it decent replay value. Just a Hitman sandbox. Pretty cool.

The sniper levels are really entertaining- I love making dudes do backflips into bushes and out of sight. Again I like the massive penalties you receive for killing civvies. One thing I love and hate at the same time is how retarded the NPC's act when you fire at the environment, how they follow it around. It kind of takes the immersion out but all in all it makes it fun too. One of my favorite things about this game is the dopey NPC's and how you can sometimes get away with choking out a guy like 5 feet infront of them.

The main thing I REALLY hate about this game is how out the ass the additional content is. That's really my only complaint. Its almost the cost of another hitman copy just for a few additional levels... Not really a deal breaker, its just annoying.

just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' play it. its fun.

I love it. Can't really.. say anything else.. other than its really hard. And you like literally need Mugman's help. (I don't have any real friends) Love the art, its a stylishly gorgeous game, the most original piece in years.

Okay. I played it for literally just one hour. It was fun, really fun actually. The only thing I didn't really like is the animation and the new worm style, its pretty stale..? OH YEAH. ALSO. ThE GAME DESTROYED MY RESOLUTION. I dunno what the ♥♥♥♥ happened, but even since I put WMD on fullscreen, I left it, my resolution exceeds hte borders of my monitor, and when I change the resolution, it magnifies horribly and my cursor and everything else gets a weird tracer effect. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE it if something or someone comes in and ♥♥♥♥♥ up my ♥♥♥♥, and I hate the fact that it was this game. Don't wanna recommend this game because of this main reason, really big boner, big inconvenience and an over-all general annoyance that should NOT come along with something that was meant to be fun. I fixed the problem, but no. BAD DOG. You don't sell a finished product with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stored inside it like that. I haven't played a game that did that to me until now, and quite frankly, it made me very upset. Its an okay game. The new look and voice bank is kinda weak, seems like there was alot of focus on hats and crafting rather than the other elements that made the other games fun. I understand that the creators were going in a new direction with it, but it falls flat just a bit. :/ To be honest, looking at the numerous hats, it just seems like the attitude was; "just paste these pictures of random head based objects on there, who cares if the heavy head looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥." To me it feels like all the mashed steam icons and hats are just make up to cover up a rather bland face. There's no relevance to it other than; "OH WOW LOOK. Its from that game I like." I didn't even find any hats I wanted and just left my worms bald. Just saying, compared to worms armageddon, there were a bit more creativity options, options which were sacrificed just to make way for the crafting mechanism and the bland hats... The crafting mechanism's a bit neat... I can't lie, I like it. I like the game itself only because its a worms game, and it harkens back to Armageddon just a little bit..? But otherwise, the whole resolution dilema totally killed it. That was just ♥♥♥♥. I don't like that at all. I can't recommend it to someone else knowing that THAT problem is in there. It'd be a bit like giving my friend a bed bug mattress... even though the solution is as easy as a bit of spray and a new mattress, the problem is there. Sorry. I'll play it still, but that really pissed me off.

Penises and boobs flapping around while getting shot in the brains, built my house for the 32nd time. Going to work is funner than this.