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Sincerely,
Scott “I Use Dogs as Condoms” Baio

Yo I keep losing these things inside my dog WTF I gotta start tying strings to my finger skateboards. My dad says he’s gonna take the dog away if I don’t stop doing sick ollies into its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My last trick I grinded my skateboard off the edge of a bookshelf and landed a six foot nollie kickflip but once again my dog was in the way so I lost all those points. I got a cat too but he’s smarter than he looks and just sprints out the room the moment he sees my tech decks. I wear a little helmet on the top of my hand in case I take a nasty spill, but the only protection I really need is from PETA, who found my address when I posted some vids of my sick 180 dog-slides onto facebook. But hey, congrats on your 5k whoever won, though watching the footage I could tell all these kids are doping. You gotta♥♥♥♥♥♥test your finger skaters and ban anyone from Russia if you wanna run a respectable competition here folks

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