Recent reviews by Ninja

To play this game you must think like a fish, breathe like a fish, eat like a fish, drown like a fish, fly like a fish, walk like a fish, roll like a fish. I AM FISH
><(((º>
><(((º>
><(((º>
><(((º>

Who needs the Ratte Tank when You got Indian Elephants.

_ _
/=\""/=\
(=(0_0 |=)__
\_\ _/_/ )
/_/ _ /\
|/ |\ || |
~ ~ ~

Rats

A completely historical game where the Greek Socialist Republic joins the Chinese United Front to fight off NATO in South Africa. Oh and World War 2 happened in the background too I suppose.

$12.99 for a faction in COH 2? ❎ NAW ♥♥♥♥ THAT
$14.99 for a single commander like Unit that ONLY works in Single Player for COH 3. Now that's some real S H I T
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢾⡿⠟⢛⢻⠻⡽⢛⠛⠛⠛⠳⣽⣳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠋⠀⠐⡌⢦⡙⢆⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡝⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⢴⣶⣶⣶⠂⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡟⡬⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡙⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣾⣖⣒⣻⡿⠿⢟⡛⢋⡍⡩⢡⡐⢦⡙⢬⠣⣝⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡘⢆⡻⡄⠀⢛⣙⠛⠆⠀⢶⣿⣿⣯⣉⠧⣔⣊⠦⣙⢆⢣⠕⣣⠙⢦⡙⣌⠳⣸⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣇⡇⠀⡠⢔⡨⢆⡝⣎⢷⣣⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⡀⠈⢁⣸⣿⣯⣷⣮⣧⠞⡔⣪⡑⢺⠤⡛⡤⢋⡴⢓⢴⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣼⣆⢲⡙⣦⣙⢮⡜⣮⡳⡭⢆⠠⢄⠂⠀⠐⠠⣼⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⢇⡚⡜⣰⠩⣆⠳⡡⢇⢫⢔⡩⢚⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⣿⡲⣝⣳⢮⣷⣛⡷⣽⣓⠧⡘⠠⢊⣶⠶⢾⣿⣿⣷⣿⢏⡰⢃⢮⠱⣌⠳⣌⠣⡕⢎⢣⠎⡜⣹⠄⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣹⣷⡹⢮⣟⣾⣽⣻⢷⣹⢞⡤⠙⢶⣷⠶⣾⣿⣿⠟⡡⢎⠴⣋⢆⠳⣌⠳⣌⠳⣘⣮⡑⢎⡱⢩⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡟⣷⡏⢿⡼⣻⣽⣿⣿⣽⣯⣞⡥⠀⠀⣰⣿⡿⢣⡙⠦⣍⢲⢡⢎⠳⣌⠳⣌⣣⣿⣻⡮⠘⡴⢋⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⢻⣏⠞⡜⣯⠷⣯⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣶⣿⠟⢠⢣⡙⠼⣠⠓⡎⢬⠓⣌⢳⣴⡿⣧⠉⠳⡀⠈⢧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣰⣿⣌⠳⢭⡻⣜⡷⣹⣾⣿⢿⣿⣟⠇⣌⡓⢦⣉⠳⣐⠫⡜⣡⢋⣶⡿⣻⠗⠁⠀⠀⠙⢦⡤⡤⠂⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡢⢝⡬⢳⣯⢿⠇⢸⣿⣟⡸⢤⡙⢦⡘⠵⣉⢎⣱⣞⡿⢋⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠙⠳⣟⠊⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣦⣽⣘⣦⣽⡿⣏⠜⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣔⠩⢹⣦⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣝⣻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡒⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡞⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢻⣽⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣷⣤⣄⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀
⡐⣧⠞⠛⠛⠛⠻⣿⠟⠛⡟⠛⣛⡛⠛⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⠛⠛⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿⣿⠟⠋⣳⣿⠟⠋⠉⠉⠳⢿⣷⡄
⡏⡇⠀⢴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣷⣶⣷⠀⢸⣷⣶⣿⠃⠀⣰⣶⣶⡄⠈⢻⣿⠀⢰⡀⢻⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⢰⠟⠁⣠⣾⣋⡏⠀⠰⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⠓
⣿⢷⣄⠀⠀⠉⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢀⣝⢿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡗⠀⢸⣿⠀⠘⣇⠀⢻⡀⠀⣿⣿⠀⢀⠀⠾⣿⣿⡟⢹⣄⣀⠀⠀⠈⢹⣻⣤
⡟⡟⠿⢿⣿⠦⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠻⣿⡿⠃⠀⣼⣿⠀⠀⣿⣧⠈⠀⠘⣿⣿⠀⢸⣧⡀⠈⢿⣿⡏⠛⠿⠿⠦⠀⢸⢹⣿
⠧⣧⣄⣀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣯⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⣀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣀⣀⣿⣿⣧⣀⣠⠀⢨⣀⣰⣿⣿⣤⣀⣙⣷⣄⣀⣀⣀⣠⡾⠜⠙
⠀⠀⠈⢉⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡙⠻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣹⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀

The Devs didn't cook for this one

The game is an experience. The learning curve is taller than mount ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Everest, the skill gap is wider than the width of the milky way galaxy, the lobbies more toxic than chernobyl nuclear disaster site, and you will play with/against the finest human* specimens on earth. You will try and ignore how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your team's draft is, experience forms of anger in hours that take normally take decades to accumulate, you will say ask the enemy to end fast only for them to drag the game out for another 3 hours, you will be denial when watching your carries go 0-27, then right when you've accept that you've lost the game you win because the enemy dives fountain with no buybacks. Then you will hit the find match button to suffer one game. Overall I rate the game 11/10 would not play again. *clicks find match

Bought game for skins. Didn't expect to get a free gambling addition instead.

Bought game for skins. Didn't expect to get a free gambling addition

Can't wait for the Sequel I am Muhammad